What's that classic song? "Time is on my side..." Welp, when it comes to momma-ing, there isn't enough time...
“Someone please add six more hours to the day.” -- Real Mom
Or could someone make it so we only need two hours of sleep to function properly?
The little ones are amazing. How fast they learn, grow... destroy...
“How is it possible that my toddler can do more things in five unsupervised minutes than I can in an entire week?” -- Real Mom
They're lower to the ground. And their battery is at 100% always...
Moms are the center of the kid universe. Because moms know everything. But please, children, try to remember mom is just one person...
“I can’t listen to everyone at one time.” -- Real Mom
Uhmmm, why not? You are a mom. And moms are superheroes... Seriously, "one at a time" is a phrase the kiddos ignore.
A heads-up is always appreciated. Always.
“I sometimes feel it is my duty as a citizen of this great country to text my husband before he gets home from work: 'Enter with caution. It’s been one of those days.'” -- Real Mom
Your husband thanks you. He doesn't want to sleep in the garage...
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