Laundry. It. Never. Ends.
“Does my laundry breed itself?!” -- Real Mom
And where in the af does that one sock disappear to!?!?
Moms battle their kids over Every. Little. Thing.
“I don’t have time to fight with you. Fine, wear two different shoes!”
-- Real Mom
Mom 0, Kid 1
Naps are like gold. If we could only have designated nap time every day as adults... But kids? Naps are their worst enemy.
“Please, just go to sleep! You don’t know how lucky you are to get to take a nap in the middle of the afternoon!” -- Real Mom
Sometimes, mom has had enough...
“I’m done for the day. May the odds be ever in your favor.” -- Real Mom
You little bundle of joy really is an angel...
(While looking at my sleeping child) “omg I love you so much I could die!"
-- Real Mom
Last you checked, you have a partner. Someone equally to share the load; equally in authority, right?
“Seriously! Your dad is RIGHT there!!” -- Real Mom
No, really. Go. Ask. Your. Dad.
Once you give birth to that little bundle of joy you will never have another moment to yourself...
“Can I PLEASE have 5 seconds to myself??” -- Real Mom
This is why moms drink wine while sitting on the toilet...
Every mom at any time is faced with difficult choices...
"Let the family starve or go grocery shopping on a Sunday. There is something to seriously consider here…" -- Real Mom
Mom or not, I think we've all been there. How many days can you go without eating?
Moms are considered the nurturers over dads. Here's a glowing example of how that's true...
"Perfect example in the argument that moms are often the 'nurturer'...not always...but often! We have a little wooden windmill in our yard and one day the wind blew and broke one of the blades off. My husband, 'took charge' and announced that 'he would fix it.' His approach was to go out and snap off one of the other blades to 're-balance' it. I simply thought to myself... 'I hope I never break a leg!'" -- Real Mom
Who's ever thought that growing up sucks? We all have. There are many reasons why you don't want to grow up-- including this one...
"Ohhh, and my four-year-old told me today she didn’t want to get big like me and when I asked her why she said-- 'Because you have big boobies and I don’t want those.' First time anyone has ever said I have big boobies! ?" -- Real Mom
Boobies. They're complicated...