I feel like I have so much to say on behalf of all the creatures of the world!
Be A Voice For Animals- Entry Level Position
30,000 to $35,000 a year
ARE YOU AN ANIMAL LOVER IF SO:
The Source MPC is a marketing, sales and promotions company with a passion in making a difference. We are currently seeking career minded individuals with a heart of gold to join our team.
The Source MPC has recently expanded and added new clients to our database. As a result, we are currently looking to fill several entry level positions and internships immediately.
We consider candidates from all backgrounds, but the following majors will be considered first:
Suzi's Cover Letter:
Dear Fellow Fur Lover,
I strongly feel I am qualified for this position based on my awesomeness and love of animals. But I'm really interested in really being a voice for animals. You should hear my Garfield and Snoopy impersonations. I'm really good at being a duck, too. I feel there needs to be voices for robins and otters. Where are these voices? They have a lot to say and share with all of us! I didn't see a voice category in your job description. But I'm hoping it was just a mistake.
I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.