I’m fun and I love music! And look how much money I can make part time! Do you know how much Purell I can buy!?!?
DJ/MC for Gentleman’s Club
$50,000 - $60,000 a year
Experienced DJ/MC preferred for Upscale Club in NYC (Experienced Preferred but will train someone that can prove dedication and show potential in the first interview)
Saturday Sunday 11-8
Monday Tuesday or Thursday 10-8
Must have clean hard drive with actual Music
Must be able to work under pressure
MC Skills must be as if you hit the powerball
Bring something else to this great organization (outside the box)
Suzi's Cover Letter:
Fo shizzle, my nizzle, I’m the dope gal for ya!
Let me set the scene about my potential. I will walk into my interview with my entourage (two bitches), glow sticks, boombox, and drop a phat beat.
“Yo, I’m Wonton Rapper, lemme flow my resume to y’all. Word.”
Then, I break out in my rap like Nicki Minaj would. Cool, right?
I’m really deadicated to whatever I do. Back in highschool, I was really not good at giving BJs, so I practiced every day on a banana, and voila—I’m the best! My older man friends buy me jewelry all the time. See? Dedication pays.
I’m really good under pressure, too. I had this fat-ass boyfriend who weighed, like, a ton. So being under him was not easy. But I managed. I didn’t suffocate!
I’m friendly, happy and love to make people smile. And, if you want something outside the box—I’m a baton twirler. That would look bad ass in da club!
Call me any time for an interview!
I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.