I’m fun and I love music! And look how much money I can make part time! Do you know how much Purell I can buy!?!? DJ/MC for Gentleman’s Club $50,000 - $60,000 a year Experienced DJ/MC preferred for Upscale Club in NYC (Experienced Preferred but will train someone that can prove dedication and show potential in the first interview) REQUIREMENTS Saturday Sunday 11-8 Monday Tuesday or Thursday 10-8 Must have clean hard drive with actual Music Must be able to work under pressure Outgoing/friendly/upbeat Personality MC Skills must be as if you hit the powerball Bring something else to this great organization (outside the box) Suzi's Cover Letter:Fo shizzle, my nizzle, I’m the dope gal for ya! Let me set the scene about my potential. I will walk into my interview with my entourage (two bitches), glow sticks, boombox, and drop a phat beat. “Yo, I’m Wonton Rapper, lemme flow my resume to y’all. Word.” Then, I break out in my rap like Nicki Minaj would. Cool, right? I’m really deadicated to whatever I do. Back in highschool, I was really not good at giving BJs, so I practiced every day on a banana, and voila—I’m the best! My older man friends buy me jewelry all the time. See? Dedication pays. I’m really good under pressure, too. I had this fat-ass boyfriend who weighed, like, a ton. So being under him was not easy. But I managed. I didn’t suffocate! I’m friendly, happy and love to make people smile. And, if you want something outside the box—I’m a baton twirler. That would look bad ass in da club! Call me any time for an interview! Suzi Comments are closed.
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AuthorI'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh. Archives
May 2022
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