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Suzi sPEAKS

Just an average girl looking for her dream gig. Hit me up at: speakssuzi@gmail.com

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Pa Shout Out

3/26/2019

 
​I’m a daddy’s girl!

​PA Announcer

Lansing Lugnuts – Lansing, MI
Part-time

The Lansing Lugnuts, Class-A Affiliate of the Toronto Blue Jays, are “Going Nuts" in Michigan’s capital city. Featured in USA Today and on CNN for their success, the Lugnuts make their home at beautiful Cooley Law School Stadium.

Job Summary:
The PA Announcer is the in-stadium voice of the Lansing Lugnuts. He/She must be able to mix audio on a soundboard, use software to execute sound effects/play music that enhance the fan experience, and read scripted promotional announcements in addition to announcing baseball related activities (batters, pitchers, etc.) The announcer must be able to multitask, keep up with the fast pace of the game and adjust as necessary. Radio station experience a plus, but not necessary.

Must be able to work all Lugnuts games

Must be able to handle speaking in front of crowds up to 13,000

Must have a clairvoyant voice

Suzi's Cover Letter:

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Dear Father Lovers:

I can’t believe there’s a job where I can tell people how awesome my pa is at a baseball game!

Baseball is cool because I look good in those hats and jerseys and short shorts. 
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Plus, I saw you need a clairvoyant voice. That’s perfect, because I’ve been developing my psychic abilities. I could read people in the crowd!

And my dad loves baseball! I could bring him and show him off! Just so you know, I’ve worked at clubs before as a DJ and I have a sound effects app on my phone, so we’re good to go. I could combine my rap skills with a phat beat and rap about my dad on the mic like this:

My dad is awesome, just like sauce
He is always the big ol’ boss
He’s kind and sweet
But don’t make him mad
Cuz you might get beat
And then you’ll be sad


Did you feel that?

Who’s Your Daddy,
Suzi


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