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2/28/2019

 
​Windows are cool. How else could you see outside? Right?

​Brand Ambassador

Universal Windows Direct – Columbus, OH
Part-time

Universal Windows Direct is looking for driven, well-spoken Marketing Representatives to help build our corporate location and achieve our goals of becoming the number one home improvement company in the nation. UWD is a leader in the industry and currently ranked 11th in the nation as a Top Remodeler. UWD is more than a home improvement company, it is a culture driven corporation that is dedicated to improving the lives of our employees and customers.

As a UWD Marketing Representative you will be responsible for the following:
Learning and implementing UWD’s award winning marketing and selling approach

Promotion of UWD’s exclusive line of products

As the voice of our company, you’ll be one of the first interactions we have with customers. Because of that, we’ve discovered successful representatives have the following traits:

Outgoing

Self-motivated
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Positive and energetic

Suzi's Cover Letter:

Dear Window of Opportunity-ers,

I can talk about anything. And who doesn’t love windows? There are so many styles. Like, square. Long. Picture. Screen Door. And that Amityville Horror window. 
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I’ve sold all kinds of things like candles, dips and my soul. Windows are easy!
And I’m always enthusiastic about whatever job I have. One time, I had this fat, hairy, gross client (He sent me a pic. Ick.) and I pretended he was hot and do-able. 
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He ended up happy, and I ended up paid!

See… you later,
Suzi


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