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Suzi sPEAKS

Just an average girl looking for her dream gig. Hit me up at: speakssuzi@gmail.com

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Know When to Hold 'Em

6/28/2019

 
​When you think “security”, think Suzi!

​Security Officer

Riverside Casino & Golf Resort – Riverside, Iowa
$12.25/hour after Attendance Incentive

Summary:
The Security Officer is responsible for protecting customers, employees, and all assets of Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, while providing superior Guest Service.

Essential Functions:
Patrol property (casino, hotel, parking lot, and golf course) and ensure the safety of all employees and guests.

Respond to radio and emergency calls as needed.

Perform First Aid, CPR, and AED as needed, and maintain certification in these areas when necessary.
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Up to 100% standing.

​Suzi’s Cover Letter:

Dear Poker Faces,

I love the sounds and stale cigarette smells of casinos! My grandma blew all our inheritance at the casino. She used to drape us there all the time when she was trying to get rich or score a sugar daddy.

Fun times.

Anywho, I’d look great in a uniform. I scream “authority”. 

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And, I’m cool with walking all the time. Exercise is good for you!

Blackjack and Blackouts,
Suzi



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    I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job.  Sigh.

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