OMG! Christmas is the bestest holiday ever!
Digital Santa Claus
Santa Calls – Phoenix, AZ
Contract/$75 an hour
Full Job Description
This year Christmas will be different, and the magic of the Santa and North Pole is making its debut over the internet. With malls closed around the nation, Santa's (work) home is in quarantine. It's a good thing Santa's nifty elves hammered away on the mobile application, Santa Calls. By using Facetime, and Zoom technology children all over the nation will still be able to talk to a real, live Santa Claus.
Join our team and help us make children smile and feel the magic of Christmas. We are dedicated to giving every child an opportunity to believe this Christmas.
Pass Background Check
Good communication skills
Positive attitude, warm smile, welcoming voice
Must enjoy interacting with children and families
Real Beard, Excellent personal hygiene
Ability to sit for long periods of time
Full Santa outfit
By contracting with the Santa Calls team you will be paid on a per-call basis working only part-time. You will represent the company as Santa from the North Pole.
Your duties will be to manage a call queue list and make Facetime, or Zoom calls to families and children for 2-minutes. During the call, you will be required to gather key information from the child, such as name and what they want for Christmas.
It is important to make this experience magical for the child. Not all children are very talkative, you must be able to adapt to adversity. Have readily available books, jingles, or stories to tell.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear North Polers,
Christmas is my favoritest holiday! Like, I want to have Christmas stuff all year, but I don’t feel like being shamed about it, so…
I always wanted to be Santa Claus, because Santa brings so much joy into the world! And, I think anyone can be Santa—even a chick—because it’s about your heart. It’s not about race or gender. And, I think Santa needs to recognize adults, too. I’ve dressed up as Santa many times for video chats with my male clients. They were very pleased with my fishnets and leather boots and red lingerie. Imagine how I could inspire others? So many North Poles, so little time…
Spreading legs and love,
We’re all beautiful! I want to bring it out!
Experience a place of energy, passion, and excitement. A place where the joy of discovery and uncommon artistry blend to create exhilarating buying experiences—for true beauty enthusiasts. At Ulta Beauty, we’re transforming the world one shade, one lash, one cut at a time. Because beauty is powerful.
If you seek greater purpose—a place of vision, mission, and lived values—where voices are heard, contributions valued and recognized and growth opportunities abound, consider Ulta Beauty. Nowhere else are the possibilities quite this beautiful.
THE IMPACT YOU CAN HAVE:
Welcome to an exciting future in the retail beauty industry! As a Beauty Advisor at Ulta Beauty, you will be the first point of contact for our guest Beauty Enthusiasts, setting and exceeding their expectations for the beauty journey they’re about to experience within your store. As the initial face of the Ulta Beauty brand, you will have the opportunity to put your passion for beauty on full display, while ensuring that everything in the store is clean, fully stocked and ready to “wow” guests and other associates.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Face Saviors,
Ulta is like Heaven on Earth to me! I remember when one opened up near me—I cried. Tears of complete joy! Plus, I envision myself wearing that cool black smock with some booty-poppin’ jeans and smart, sassy heels. My hair in a classic French twist, and my makeup—of course—on point.
I’m really good at doing makeup. All my friends asked me to be their beauty advisor, so It’s, like, natural that I do it and make money. Because paying me in wine is fun until the rent’s due, yo!
This is some makeup I did for my friend Sara who had to go to court on some b.s. prostitution charge. She wanted a dramatic look, so...
Beautiful Faces and Beautiful Queens,
Let me rock, ya, Chaka Khan!
Script writer / Voice over
SHAKAWEAR – Los Angeles, CA
Looking for a gifted individual with script writing and voice over experience to write, edit storyboards, video scripts and other documentation for a streetwear company located in Los Angeles. Ideal candidates can tackle the process of discussing many facets of the apparel/streetwear industry by creating short videos and performing the voice over. You will work as part of a team of apparel experts and graphic designers to develop the training videos. Must have strong writing experience, sense of humor, a strong work ethic and a team player.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
I am all about shaking and rattling. I’ve been a fidget my whole life, and I got some juice in the streets. Everybody knows Suzi S and what I’m about. Which is keepin’ it real on the DL. Fo shizzle. I’m known for my style and my can do attitude. And I talk good and stuff. I do have phone acting experience and my results are always A+. I know that being an influence is something I can do in my sleep, but since this is all active and stuff I won’t be sleeping on the job.
Plus, I’m so pumped that Chaka Khan has her own shapewear. She’s booty-tastic and so cool!
Shaka, Rattle and Wear,
I love hair! Anywhere!
Lady Jane’s Haircuts for Men
Lady Jane’s Haircuts for Men – Birningham, MI
What is Lady Jane's?
We are an industry leader in the world of men's hair-cutting, and have been for the past 15 years! In that time, we have successfully opened more than 100 locations across the country, won countless men's styling awards, and provided incredible experiences for thousands of stylists and their clients!
What are we looking for?
We are looking for passionate, driven, team-players, who are looking to build a huge clientele and be an industry leader! We set stylists and barbers up for success by offering high level marketing, and growth potential within Lady Jane's corporate structure.
Wicked Awesome Perks of LJ:
-You Choose the Days You want to work
-Clientele provided through aggressive marketing in TV, radio and print
-Industry leading percentages make it easy to make great money
-Creative, upbeat, fun environments
-Express your individuality and run your own business
-Endless advancement and relocation opportunities within Lady Jane's corporate structure
Do you have what it takes to be a superstar?
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
I am a fan of hair. I was always styling my Barbie’s and all my friends. So, I know stuff about hair styling. I’m a natural!
Speaking of natural, I think we ladies need to re-take the muff and re-grow that taco lettuce. I would love for us to be the pioneers in snatch styling and bring hair bag en vogue. I’ve been styling mine for a while, and I could offer all kinds of muff makeovers.
I think we should let our hair down, for realz!
Afros Before Hoes,
This could be the one! Me. On TV!!!!
On Camera TV Traffic Reporter
iHeartMedia, Inc. – Jacksonville, FL
Gathers traffic information and delivers on camera traffic reports in front of a green screen.
Focuses on providing timely and useful information to commuters planning their drives to work, as well as to those already en route by maintaining contact with external sources of information or by observing traffic from air or land vehicle.
Announces the latest accidents and traffic hold-ups; keeps all facts straight, makes sure details are accurate and current, and tracks any changes.
Maintains crucial deadlines in order to provide traffic updates in a timely fashion.
May be required to report live on location from helicopter.
May prepare written content, visual images, audio material and video footage for websites, blogs or other social-media platforms.
May require flexibility in work schedules.
Proficient in Microsoft Office suite, social networking platforms and audio production software
Knowledgeable of local coverage area geography and roadways, mass transit and traffic patterns
Pleasant, charismatic and well-controlled voice; excellent pronunciation
Adept at working in a fast-paced, deadline-oriented, “newsroom-like” collaborative environment
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Hello, Road Warriors!
I really think you and I are meant to be. For realz. I’ve always wanted to be on TV. And since I didn’t get that metoritelogical job I went for earlier, traffic was always my second choice! Sometimes Plan B is better!
When I was a kid, I always used to do my own traffic reports while we were driving to see my relatives in Jersey. Every summer. Boring drive. But I used to say things like: “Watch for boulders that could fall on the turnpike and smash your sister’s side of the car,” or “There’s a potential for a landslide with all this rain. We’ll probably land on her side of the car.”
Plus, I know I look good on TV. I’ve been studying our local anchors for a long time.
I'm a wreck anyways—might as well make some money at it, right!?!
Orange Barrels Forever,
P.S. I could booty shake on TV!
I’ve always wanted to be meteorite!
Weekend Evening Meteorologist – KSHB
Do you want to provide weather forecasts for a Super Bowl winning football team? Helping hundreds of thousands of fans plan their tailgate parties this fall!
KSHB, the Scripps NBC Station in Kansas City, and new media partner of the Kansas City Chiefs is seeking an aggressive and experienced Meteorologist for our weekend evening newscasts. In addition you will be the face of our heavily equipped (including radar) “Storm Tracker” vehicle chasing down severe weather and providing live reports from the field.
We seek someone who is a social media rock star and understands the power of proving content to all platforms that not only informs but will engage our viewers. We want someone ready to invest and grow with a station that has a lot of momentum in the market and can help take our weather coverage to new levels.
Prepare and deliver daily weathercasts utilizing all available weather data and graphics computers.
Prepare and deliver urgent weather updates interrupting regular programming as necessary.
Prepare and deliver all weathercast materials over a variety of mediums, including, but not limited to: TV, Radio, Internet, Newspaper.
Receives assignment or evaluates news leads and news tips to develop story ideas.
At least 3-years of TV Meteorologist experience.
Computer literacy required, including weather and newsroom computer systems.
Knowledge of broadcast quality camera equipment.
Knowledge of Final Cut Pro editing systems, or similar editing equipment.
Strong broadcast and AP style writing skills.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Sky Watchers,
My friends have always told me that I should do TV, and that weather stuff would be perfect for me. My favorite movie has always been To Die For. I wanted to be Nicole Kidman so bad and do the weather like her. She looked so good and had the best outfits!
I’ve been practicing for years in front of a mirror and pretending to point at stuff that really isn’t there, so my game is strong. In the third grade, I won Best Drawing during Tornado Safety Week. And our local TV weather dude was a judge and said I was so cute. Destiny, I believe it is!
My philosophy with the weather is to always say it will be partly cloudy. Because if the sun shines, bonus! And if it’s kinda cloudy, then I was right!
Warm Hearts and Warm Fronts,
I was *this* close to auditioning for The Voice.
Christian Performing Arts Center – Dallas-Fort Worth, TX
Part-time/$20-$25 per hour
Singers, who are also entertainers, that are are ready to perform on their own in 45 minute show on video to show at nursing homes, Alzheimer care homes and retirement communities.. We will help put together your show. You will be featured in a professional video. You can definitely perform around your work schedule. We are looking for singers that can do either country songs, patriotic songs, old fashioned hymns or Christian songs. To audition, please email a phone video so we can hear your voice and see your performance.
Singing outside of the shower: 1 year (Preferred)
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Fellow Mariah Careys,
I have been singing my whole life. I swear to God that I have a soundtrack playing in my head all the time. And I’m singing to it!
I have no formal training, but I sound awesome in the shower! And I sing at all my friends’ parties and I’ve done that forever, so, there’s my experience!
Here’s my audition:
Hope to Hear From You Soon,
I could be in charge of a team of fitness people! Gah!
Fitness Coach at Blake Street House
Ropeswing Hospitality Group – Bentonville, AR
Ropeswing Hospitality is a collection of creative, playful, hard-working individuals that are passionate about food, cocktails, coffee, service and most importantly, our community. We value a climate where every employee is valued and treated with respect. We are looking for like-minded individuals that want to join our crew!
What you'll do
Fitness trainers and instructors lead, instruct, and motivate individuals or groups in exercise activities, including cardiovascular exercise (exercises for the heart and blood system), strength training, and stretching. They work with people of all ages and skill levels. Must be available to work nights and weekends, as needed.
Demonstrate how to carry out various exercises and routines.
Watch members do exercises and show or tell them correct techniques to minimize injury and improve fitness.
Give alternative exercises during workouts or classes for different levels of fitness and skill.
Monitor members’ progress and adapt programs as needed.
Explain and enforce safety rules and regulations on sports, recreational activities, and the use of exercise equipment.
What Will Make Us REALLY Love you (Preferred Qualifications)
Degree in Kinesiology or Sports Medicine preferred.
Previous experience as a personal trainer preferred.
Experience with Book4Time or other scheduling software preferred.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
I love what you’ve got going on there. I’m passionate about food and cocktails, coffee… and I can combine all of that into my workouts. We could do circuit training with a cocktail at the end of each interval! Handstands on a keg! Squats for sandwiches!
My qualifications include a lot of exercising. I like to plank and do yoga, and I’m really flexible. (That’s what my clients love about me!) My grandma had that Jane Fonda workout tape, and I can do that routine too. So, like, old school and Suzi school workouts combined!
Fitness this Banana in My Mouth,
Doggies are so cute!
Midday Dog Walker
Metropawlitan Petsitters - Alexandria, VA
$15-$18 an hour, Part Time
Do you have an open schedule during the day or on the weekends?
Are you retired, stay at home parent, freelancer or a student?
Are you looking for supplemental income?
Would you love to work with pets while staying fit?
This is may be the job for you.
We are a professional pet sitting company looking for a team of part time dog walkers and substitute dog walkers, runners and pet sitters. We prefer candidates who live in close proximity to area in which you are applying for. We are currently looking for walkers in Arlington, Alexandria, Vienna and Fairfax.
In addition to this, prospective applicants must:
-Be a zoologist at heart
-Have an undying love for animals
-Be comfortable with groups of dogs and be skilled in animal behavior
-Enjoy the idea of a flexible schedule
-Can work independently
-Be able to provide references and pass a criminal background check
-Possess honesty, reliability, strong communication skills, common sense and good judgment
-Demonstrate a keen ability to handle multiple tasks and details
-Be adaptable - things happen. We need people who won't unravel when things aren't seamless.
-Be in good physical health - You will be walking dogs and sometimes in the rain, sleet & snow!
-Own a reliable, insured, registered and inspected car
-Own a smartphone
-Have a fluency of the Internet and can check e-mail daily and have reliable internet service
-Willing to commit to at least 6 months
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
I love all things dog: chow, accessories, beds, -gy style! You can’t go wrong! And since I’ve babysat my stupid sister’s four kids at once, I can handle anything. Dog poo is nothing after a 7-year-old throws their poo at you.
Plus, I have great fashion sense. So when we do the “dog walk”, all eyes will be on us!
Woofs and Wags,
I’m no Chelsea, but I’m a handler!
Southern California – Part-time
Job Title: Shieldy Handler
Location: Southern California
Classification: Part-time (Non-exempt)
USA Water Polo is seeking an outgoing, organized and motivated candidate to serve as a handler for its official costumed mascot, Shieldy. In this position, individuals will gain hands-on experience within and across a diverse set of game day promotional roles and functions, including theme night marketing and promotions, fan engagement and on-deck entertainment. This position is part-time, on an as-needed basis aligning with the USA Water Polo 2020 events calendar.
Escort and accompany Shieldy while performing game duties and designated off-site appearances.
Aid Shieldy and guide them throughout games and other relevant events.
Act as the “eyes, ears and voice” for the mascot performer, including awareness of game progression, in-game run of show, fan requests and potential hazards.
Carry mascot supplies (autograph cards, giveaway items, etc).
Assist mascot performer with preparation and execution of on-field routines, giveaway tosses and provide logistical support during games and appearances.
Serve as a fan liaison by providing exceptional customer service, including taking pictures, improving overall guest experience, etc.
Ensure that Shieldy is ready and appropriately dressed before entering the public.
Support the maintenance of Shieldy’s outfit, communicating necessary suit repairs.
Provide Shieldy feedback in order to ensure that Shieldy’s satisfying fan, guest and customer expectations.
Maintain a positive attitude and consistently greeting fans and guests.
Increase fan engagement by interacting directly with fans and guests with enthusiasm and excitement.
Must be able to work flexible hours, including afternoons, nights and weekends, as scheduled.
Individual must be comfortable approaching fans, have strong communication skills and a confident demeanor in order to help our team create a fun and lively game day atmosphere, strong improvisation skills a plus.
Ability to work well under pressure, in a high activity and heavily crowded venue for extended periods of time.
Must be able to relate with fans of all ages and demographics.
Ability to work in a high activity and heavily crowded venue for extended periods of time.
$13.00 Per Hour
Suzi's Cover Letter:
Dear Agents of Shield,
Who doesn’t love a mascot? Or hanging out with mascots? And even though I would be down with being one, at least I’m not the one inside sweating from places I shouldn’t. Plus, I think those costumes hide my best assets, which can be used to our advantage. Wink, wink.
I think is the perfect job for a woman since we are used to shields, like panty shields, so…
I would love to be Shieldy’s hand. It’s so Game of Thrones. Without the nakedness and murder. Which is good.
Ready to Armor,
I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.