I’m the expert on all things brunch!
Linguistica International – Tuscaloosa, AL
Full Job Description
At Linguistica International, we meet any type of language service needs, including telephone-based interpretation, on-site interpretation, and written translation. Our services are available 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and our qualified professional interpreters cover over 350 languages and dialects.
Receive client-calls and answer in a professional manner
Render correct concepts and meanings between requested language and English, upholding correct rules of grammar, clarity, and tone, from one language into another
Provide clear and accurate renditions with no additions or omissions
Employ good customer service and clear enunciation, pronunciation, pleasant and professional voice as well as polite forms of expression
Remain calm during emergency calls
Ensure access to the Internet for work-related to electronic communication
Follows client’s instructions, manage the flow of the call and avoid taking over the call, as well as avoids having side conversations with the limited English speaker
Native, or near-native, fluency in requested language and English
Ability to explain cultural concepts to avoid miscommunication, and to act as a cultural broker
Ability to concentrate, stay detached from the conversation and remain neutral and objective at all times while following the client’s instructions closely
Excellent listening, retention and note-taking skills to maintain a high level of accuracy
Knowledge of industry-specific terminology; on-going study of glossaries and training materials including scripts provided by our clients
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
My pops said there was this belief once that “real men don’t eat quiche”. Like, why? Quiche is so yummy. In fact, I’ve made it my mission since childhood to make delicious quiches and get my pops to eat them – which he did—and he LOVES THEM. And he’s a real man. So, winning!
My favorite quiche is this sausage hashbrown quiche that I like to serve with biscuits. I make an awesome green chile quiche that I serve with hot sausage and salsa. I love mini, crust-less quiches.
I am a pro! So, I can identify any quiche you need me to.
Eggs in a Pie Crust,
Math. I’ve got this. Duh!
Accounting for Jewelers – Tennessee
$15 - $20/hour, Full-time, Part-time
Accounting for Jewelers, LLC is currently seeking a staff Bookkeeper to work with a roster of 18 - 20 clients.
For this role, we’re looking for someone who has accounting experience, is tech-savvy, and servant-hearted.
This is a part-time, work from home position. Hourly rate commensurate with experience. No benefits offered for part-time employees, but there is existing opportunity for the right candidate to go full time and take on more responsibilities not listed here.
Part Time Probation and Training Period. Full Time Potential. Flexible Hours.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear (Word) Problem Solvers,
If anything were more genetically meant to be, this is it. Hello! Asians and math are like oil and water! Like cats and dogs! Plus, I love jewelry. So counting carrots and stones are, like, perfect for me.
I’m very good with jewels. I wear them. I fondle them to get some jewels. It’s all good. Plus, I helped one of my clients keep things off the books, so…I can do that for you, too.
And, not only can I add stuff up, but I could model your jewelry too. I could wear gold paint and you could put the jewelry on me! Like two jobs from one person! Me!
Bling and Bookkeeping,
Let me rock, ya, Chaka Khan!
Script writer / Voice over
SHAKAWEAR – Los Angeles, CA
Looking for a gifted individual with script writing and voice over experience to write, edit storyboards, video scripts and other documentation for a streetwear company located in Los Angeles. Ideal candidates can tackle the process of discussing many facets of the apparel/streetwear industry by creating short videos and performing the voice over. You will work as part of a team of apparel experts and graphic designers to develop the training videos. Must have strong writing experience, sense of humor, a strong work ethic and a team player.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
I am all about shaking and rattling. I’ve been a fidget my whole life, and I got some juice in the streets. Everybody knows Suzi S and what I’m about. Which is keepin’ it real on the DL. Fo shizzle. I’m known for my style and my can do attitude. And I talk good and stuff. I do have phone acting experience and my results are always A+. I know that being an influence is something I can do in my sleep, but since this is all active and stuff I won’t be sleeping on the job.
Plus, I’m so pumped that Chaka Khan has her own shapewear. She’s booty-tastic and so cool!
Shaka, Rattle and Wear,
Get ready for my Tony… or any Tony. Italian guys are hot!
Actors and Singers Children’s Theatre
Ants in the Pants Productions – Las Vegas
Ants In The Pants Productions is looking for actors and singers to join our cast. We are looking for anyone who wants to be part of inspiring the next generation of artists!
Ants in the Pants actors and musicians adapt student-written stories into sketches and songs, which are performed for the schools and later for the public. Ants in the Pants teaches workshops in schools, after school, and around the community.
-celebrate students and Champion their voices!
-to teach fundamental creative writing skills
-to provide consistent and nurturing attention to each student over a sustained period of time
-to build each student’s confidence in self-expression, self-esteem, and writing skills
-to perform high quality, professional theater to the students we serve and the broader community
-to form lasting partnerships in the schools and in the community
We need actors and singers to perform and help adapt stories for upcoming shoe at McCall Elementary. The fee is $50.00 total for a rehearsals and one show. You must be at all rehearsals and shows. Below are the dates and times.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Pants Performers:
This job is all the things I love: singing and acting and helping kids. And pants. I have the perfect ass for pants!
I did a kid’s thing once. It was fun. But some kids fell asleep, so…
My gramps always said I had “ants in my pants” when I was younger. Until I was 17, I really thought I had ants in my pants. But that was the clap. That Johnny Eubanks was such a loser, but so hot. Anywho…
Big Os and Standing Os,
I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.