I used to be a checkers champ!
Watco Companies – Texas
Are you looking for a career in a fast-paced environment in the most exciting industry in the world where the opportunities for growth and learning are endless?
If your answer is yes, then come be a part of the Watco team!
Not only do we offer industry leading benefits, competitive pay, vacation and 401k, we also have a top of the line training program, Watco University, to educate our team members and help them to grow their career to the next level.
Discusses the next day’s workload with the company department manager to place the labor order for drivers.
Informs of number of drivers needed.
Dispatches Mule Drivers according to work flow.
Manages logistics for all per diem cargo orders to expedite load or delivery.
Assesses export cut offs for cargo to meet ship out deadlines.
Manages all warehouse clerks to monitor production.
Communicates via 2-way radio with drivers, clerks, warehouse personnel, security guards and warehouse manager to coordinate logistics of warehouse.
Inspects all containers to verify that they are in good condition for turn in. Reports damages to maintenance department.
Receives and enters production documentation from clerks.
Required Safety Gear must be worn at all times to include: Safety vest, steeled-toe shoes, and hard hats must be worn on terminal or in yard.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Double Jumpers,
Who doesn’t love checkers? You may think you’re good, but I’m the champion. In fact, I won a regional checkers competition when I was 10. I have the trophy if you want to see it some time. I prefer the red checkers, but I can win with the black ones, too.
I think it’s really cool that you want a uniform for your checkers people. I think there should be a professional checkers team with uniforms and it should be an Olympic sport. Maybe we could lead the way. I can design the uniforms! So many ideas…
I’m related to some Chins!
Linguistica International – Kansas City, MO
Full Job Description
At Linguistica International, we meet any type of language service needs, including telephone-based interpretation, on-site interpretation, and written translation. Our services are available 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and our qualified professional interpreters cover over 350 languages and dialects.
Receive client-calls and answer in a professional manner
Render correct concepts and meanings between requested language and English, upholding correct rules of grammar, clarity, and tone, from one language into another
Provide clear and accurate renditions with no additions or omissions
Employ good customer service and clear enunciation, pronunciation, pleasant and professional voice as well as polite forms of expression
Remain calm during emergency calls
Native, or near-native, fluency in requested language and English
Ability to explain cultural concepts to avoid miscommunication, and to act as a cultural broker
Ability to concentrate, stay detached from the conversation and remain neutral and objective at all times while following the client’s instructions closely
Excellent listening, retention and note-taking skills to maintain a high level of accuracy
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
I can speak chin. Chins are very important to the look of someone’s face. A double chin is cute on a baby, but let’s be honest. You’re kind of a fatty if you have two chins. I can help people define their chin with makeup and slim their double (or triple—thanks, COVID) chin. Scarves are good for that. Or some shading.
I’m also good with Chinese Chins, because my mom was a Chin before she married my dad—a Wang. Though I’ve heard my mom has had some wangs on her chin before, but... I’m thinking that has nothing to do with this job. But if it does, I can take one or two on the chin, too.
Math. I’ve got this. Duh!
Accounting for Jewelers – Tennessee
$15 - $20/hour, Full-time, Part-time
Accounting for Jewelers, LLC is currently seeking a staff Bookkeeper to work with a roster of 18 - 20 clients.
For this role, we’re looking for someone who has accounting experience, is tech-savvy, and servant-hearted.
This is a part-time, work from home position. Hourly rate commensurate with experience. No benefits offered for part-time employees, but there is existing opportunity for the right candidate to go full time and take on more responsibilities not listed here.
Part Time Probation and Training Period. Full Time Potential. Flexible Hours.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear (Word) Problem Solvers,
If anything were more genetically meant to be, this is it. Hello! Asians and math are like oil and water! Like cats and dogs! Plus, I love jewelry. So counting carrots and stones are, like, perfect for me.
I’m very good with jewels. I wear them. I fondle them to get some jewels. It’s all good. Plus, I helped one of my clients keep things off the books, so…I can do that for you, too.
And, not only can I add stuff up, but I could model your jewelry too. I could wear gold paint and you could put the jewelry on me! Like two jobs from one person! Me!
Bling and Bookkeeping,
Let me rock, ya, Chaka Khan!
Script writer / Voice over
SHAKAWEAR – Los Angeles, CA
Looking for a gifted individual with script writing and voice over experience to write, edit storyboards, video scripts and other documentation for a streetwear company located in Los Angeles. Ideal candidates can tackle the process of discussing many facets of the apparel/streetwear industry by creating short videos and performing the voice over. You will work as part of a team of apparel experts and graphic designers to develop the training videos. Must have strong writing experience, sense of humor, a strong work ethic and a team player.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
I am all about shaking and rattling. I’ve been a fidget my whole life, and I got some juice in the streets. Everybody knows Suzi S and what I’m about. Which is keepin’ it real on the DL. Fo shizzle. I’m known for my style and my can do attitude. And I talk good and stuff. I do have phone acting experience and my results are always A+. I know that being an influence is something I can do in my sleep, but since this is all active and stuff I won’t be sleeping on the job.
Plus, I’m so pumped that Chaka Khan has her own shapewear. She’s booty-tastic and so cool!
Shaka, Rattle and Wear,
My dad wears Wranglers!
Ghost Ranch - Abiquiu, NM
Lead trail rides through Georgia O'Keeffe Landscape while sharing the history of the ranch and life stories of Georgia O'Keeffe, Wrangler will be speaking to groups of up to 6 riders at a time so must be able to project your voice and feel comfortable talking to groups. You must be able to quickly and efficiently catch, groom, and saddle multiple horses. You will care for 25 horses which will include but not be limited to feeding, grooming, saddling, doctoring, corral cleaning and maintenance. Wrangler must be able to lift 60 lbs and be able to quickly mount and dismount horses up to 16hh. Western work clothing, collared shirt, hat and boots are required. Customer service and people skills are essential. Must enjoy working with and talking to people. Position is currently open and can continue through November. You will work approximately 40 hours a week and 5 days a week. Room and board provided.
Suzi's Cover Letter:
Dear Cowboys and Cowgirls,
We all have a little cowboy in us. I mean, I really did the summer I dated a bull rider. Good times... "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" was my mantra!
I'm good at telling stores, and good with horses. They're so cute. And cool. And you can braid their hair. Plus, I would look so cute sitting on a horse with my pink cowboy boots and matching cowboy hat. Yay!
Horse Whispering All Day Long,
I’m very patient. The things I’ve done..
Huntsville Memorial Hospital – Huntsville, TX
I. JOB SUMMARY
Under the general supervision of a licensed nurse (RN, LVN, shift manager, House Supervisor), the Sitter provides observation and minimal ADL assistance with a constant focus on safety in the medical and suicidal patient population. Assists in the provision of a safe and clean environment. Promotes the therapeutic milieu and the efficiency of the nursing team. Provides assistance with activities of daily living based upon established competencies, unless the patient needs are such that adverse health consequences are predictable.
A. Communication Skills:
1. Able to read, write and speak English.
2. Able to maintain calm demeanor and provide care with dignity and respect during stressful encounters
One year experience in healthcare setting preferred.Medical Terminology preferred.
C. Required Skills:
1. Under the general supervision of a licensed nurse (RN, LVN, shift manager), the Sitter provides observation and minimal ADL assistance as applicable to established competency with a constant focus on safety in the medical and suicidal patient population.
2. Mental concentration required. Requires excellent communication skills.
3. The employee in this position must be able to demonstrate the knowledge and skills necessary to provide a safe environment and therapeutic milieu based on the age of the patients served.
Suzi's Cover Letter:
I’m a very relaxed gal. And I used to be a babysitter, so… I have lots of experience. One time, a dude paid me $100 to sit for 30 minutes on slices of cheddar cheese that he was gonna use for a cookout. That’s a long time.
I’m always up for a new challenge. I think your method of health care is awesome and cutting edge. I guess sitting on someone is calming and healing. Most people I set on get excited, so I hope I can be effective…
Patients Is a Virtue,
I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.