Debt happens. I know this. Debt Consultant Freedom Financial Network - Tempe, AZ Salary: $75,000 - $115,000 a year Job Type: Full-time Full Job Description Attention Inside Sales Professionals! Do you have excellent in-person or telephone sales experience? Are you looking for an opportunity with uncapped commissions? Are you ready to say goodbye to cold calling and exclusively work warm leads? If you’re a people person, joining Freedom Debt Relief is a capital idea. As an Inside Sales Representative, you’ll be the voice of the company as you consult with our amazing clients to help them find solutions to pay off their consumer debt and move forward toward a better financial future. You’ll be rewarded with attractive pay and benefits, and we’ll have your back with continuous training to help you develop your skills, grow your career or pursue a path into leadership. Don’t have a financial background? No problem. We provide paid comprehensive training. Work 40+ hours weekly Shift: Thursday through Monday Between the hours of 6am and 8pm Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Money Bags, This is, like, the perfect example of taking the skills I have and taking it all to the next level! I’m so the expert at inside sales!!! Like, seriously! I’m a saleswoman right now! I’m an experienced phone actress, so I totally sell the sexy while I’m sitting in my yoga pants eating a cupcake while Uncle Larry is touching his fossil stick getting all happy and thanking me and sending me gifts and money because he’s happy! Plus, I can empathy with people who are in debt. I was in debt before my phone acting gig. Like, credit cards were my friends because you can spend and never pay the bill… but that’s not true. So, now I use someone else’s credit card and they pay the bill. I can’t wait to share my knowledge with your customers. Pass Your Debt On, Suzi To be a tour guide with my personality would be like the awesomest combo ever! Tour Ambassador at Sofi Stadium Legends Hospitality - Sofi Stadium, Inglewood, CA Salary: $18 an hour Job Type: Part-time Full Job Description Legends Hospitality at Sofi Stadium, home of the LA Rams and LA Chargers, is hiring! Become a tour guide and get behind the scenes access to Sofi Stadium!! The Tour Ambassador will be a dynamic, interactive role within the venue with a specific focus on the guest experience and how the guest relates to the overall venue experience at SoFi Stadium. The role of a Tour Ambassador staff member is to effectively give information about SoFi Stadium in an entertaining, engaging and informative way. This position reports directly to the Tour Ambassador Supervisor. Responsibilities: Provide exceptional customer service to stadium visitors Setup/Tear Down and Facilitate various on-field activities for Field Experiences Maintain a professional image and pleasant demeanor at all times Be knowledgeable about all parts of the field activities operation as well as general stadium information Enjoys being part of athletic activities in large groups of people Work with fellow team members to keep tour route monitored in an effective manner Use of RFID systems along with Zebra handheld devices Communicate with teammates and supervisors via 2-way radio Ensure safety of all visitors Greeting guests as they enter assigned areas. Non-traditional hours (Nights, Weekends & Holidays as necessary Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Fellow Bad-assadors, I feel totally at home with this job already. I mean, my pops and I played baseball all the time together since he didn’t have any sons. He even accidentally knocked by two front teeth out with a baseball. This is so destiny! Plus, I love going to baseball games. My goal is to put as many wieners in my mouth as I can. One time, I ate 5 during one game. A record for me! Plus, I love all that wood… and the players look so hot in those uniforms. I’d like to catch some of their line drives. I’m really knowledgeable about the game: 7 endings, then yoga, then some baseball, and then there’s a plate. Strikes and strokes, Suzi I am so good with people! Guest RelationsSilverspot Cinemas – Miami, FL GENERAL SUMMARY Guest Relations incumbent must be the Ambassador of the Cinema. Greet every Customer with a smile and be professional when assisting them with any and all services. Assist Customers with printing out tickets and refunding tickets when necessary. Greet all Customers upon arrival to theater. Assist guests by answering phones and returning e-mails in a timely & professional manner. Assist all departments in being receptive to the needs of Customers. Assist Customers with all pertinent information as required. Provide feedback from customers to Managers for action and / or attention. ESSENTIAL DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES Check daily emails on outlook for Customer inquiries, current updates, changes, etc... Take out the tickets that are to be picked up that day and place them to the right of the right monitor for convenience and fast pick up. Check to see if there are any voices messages and respond back immediately. Check the paper level on the kiosk to have an idea of which ones to keep an eye on and when to change. Check the LCD's for errors, if any, report them to a manager. Prepare outside seating for the day. Keep kiosks clean and in proper working order as well as surrounding area. Restock business cards, envelopes, gift cards and ticket printer paper at the hostess stand when needed. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Spot-On ers.. I’m so good at guest relations. That’s why I’m popular as a phone actress! I’m very attentive to needs and wants and desires. A happy customer is a happy day for everyone involved! Plus, as a kid, I wanted to be a stewardess. To me they are the ultimate service agents. I mean, they know stuff. Look cute in their uniforms. Get to date pilots. And people love them. I want people to fly our friendly theater. Get it? Can’t wait to chat with you. Can I be of service to you? Can I punch your ticket? See. I’m good. Silver Stars for Silverspot, Suzi Me and Homer Simpson love the same thing—donuts! Donut Tour Guide Underground Donut Tour – Chicago, IL Part-time/$25 an hour Underground Donut Tour is Hiring! Are you a people person who loves donuts? Do you love showing off your city? Are you looking for a low stress job that feels like you're just hanging out with friends? If so, you might be right for this position. The Underground Donut Tour is currently hiring in Chicago. In business for over 5 years, the Underground Donut Tour is quickly becoming one of the country’s most popular food tours (Chicago, Philadelphia, New York, Portland and Seattle). A two hour walking food tour that stops at several of the best donut shops in downtown Chicago. In order to apply for this position, you should be: Self-motivated and ready to try new things A friendly, jovial person with a positive attitude Able to meet, greet, and speak in front of groups with ease An excellent communicator who can clearly enunciate and project your voice Able to think on your feet and adapt to different situations quickly and easily Able to keep a groups attention and entertain/educate them with fun facts about the tour and your city Able to interact with various types of people and personalities with ease Able to work weekends, and potentially Thursday or Friday as needed Able to follow a specific routine/path to ensure consistency and quality of the tour experience Able to present yourself in a positive, well-groomed manner to project an enjoyable, family friendly brand for the Underground Donut Tour Comfortable standing and walking for 2+ hours while leading the tour Legally authorized to work in the US Additional items that are preferred, but not required: You work in tourism, hospitality, theater, entertainment, comedy, or a related industry You have easy access to your own transportation or public transportation, so you can pick up tours on short notice You have some knowledge about donuts, pastries, confections, or other desserts Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Donutters, Do I love donuts or what!?!? I eat them. I make them. I buy them… and there isn’t a cream stick I won’t shove in my mouth. The donut, too! I’m really good with people, and I when I was little, I pretended to be one of the girls on The Price Is Right that looks all bangin’ and knows how to show off the products. It’s like it’s meant to be! Plus, all that walking around will burn off the calories eating all those yummy donuts. So this is a fitness thing and a food thing, which is fantastic! P.S. One time I made a doughkini—a bikini made from donuts—for a party. Let’s just say it was a hit! Glazed and Confused, Suzi Clusters are good. They make me think of squirrels! Commerce Cluster Writers Dotdash – Remote About Your Role: As a freelance commerce updates editor for The Spruce, you will review and revise existing commerce articles in our content management system in order to elevate user experience, according to specific project instructions and brand guidelines. Updates commerce editors must commit to 20 hours weekly. About Your Contributions: You will research and perform revisions or updates to commerce content directly in our content management system as needed according to specific project instructions and brand guidelines. In some cases you will use your editorial instinct to independently assess what work is necessary on a piece of commerce content before performing an update You will fact check and copy edit on top of any larger revisions and updates. About You: You have a strong background in commerce writing with current industry knowledge and relationships. You’re always on top of new trends and products. Experience covering home improvement, pet products, appliances (large or small), or children’s toys a plus, but not required. You’re able to easily adopt an established brand voice, and you adhere to strict brand and style guidelines like a pro. You’re comfortable working in a content management system and can work quickly, independently and accurately. You are comfortable working remotely. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear C Effers, I have experience writing in catalogs. Okay. One catalog. Like, really one catalog only ever came out. It was for my bestie’s startup lingerie company. But then it didn’t happen and she just did an OnlyFans thing. But… I wrote some really good stuff. Here’s a sample: ENDLESS ECSTASY It's an artful orgasm wrapped inside a velvet bag. The Immortal Jade Glass Dildo is individually crafted and hand blown-- and guaranteed to blow your mind. A G-spot stimulator with spiral ridge, and three balls won't miss a single, delicious spot. Use warm or cold for whatever sensation you desire. 10-inches, 4.5-inch circumference (1.5-inch diameter); dishwasher safe; hypoallergenic; chemical and odor resistant; from the Glass Gem Collection. Right!?!?! Didn’t know I had it in me. I mean, I didn’t really have this in me… Oh—are there going to be work squirrels? Dottin’ and Dashin’, Suzi I mean, Asians have been known to be maids, so… Meter Reader Forsyth County – Cumming, GA $30,295 annual salary Job Summary Locates water meters on established routes and within designated timeframes; plans efficient meter-reading route to correspond with account sequence on billing reports; drives utility truck to conduct meter-reading activities. Reads water meters; enters water consumption data from meter into handheld computerized meter reading device; records data and confirms accuracy of readings; sequences accounts into proper order. Tests meters to ensure proper operations and accurate readings; inspects/observes condition of meters; checks meters for leaks or illegal taps; reports any necessary repair/maintenance work. Disconnects or reconnects water service as appropriate; turns on meters to establish water service to new customers; turns off meters to close accounts or to troubleshoot leaks. Performs customer service functions; provides assistance and information related to meters, consumption, leaks, department procedures, or other issues; responds to routine questions, complaints, or requests for service; initiates problem resolution. Performs manual work associated with meter reading and maintenance activities; digs around meter boxes and removes dirt/debris; pumps water from meter boxes and determines source of leaks; cleans meter boxes and glass to obtain accurate reading; removes and replaces broken meter boxes/lids; shovels materials. Operates a variety of equipment and tools associated with meter reading activities, which may include a utility truck, radio communications equipment, handheld computerized meter reading device, meter locator, probing rod, water pump, pipe wrench, shovel, or mechanic tools. Performs general/preventive maintenance tasks necessary to keep equipment in operable condition, which may include inspecting equipment, refueling vehicles, checking/replacing fluids, greasing equipment, washing/cleaning equipment, or cleaning work areas; monitors equipment operations to maintain efficiency and safety; reports faulty equipment. Follows safety procedures, utilizes safety equipment, and monitors work environment to ensure safety of employees, the public, and other individuals. Prepares or completes various forms, reports, correspondence, lost meter reports, no-backflow reports, illegal hookup reports, stolen property reports, vehicle maintenance reports, timesheets, or other documents. Receives various forms, reports, correspondence, meter route books, receipts, maps, manuals, reference materials, or other documentation; reviews, completes, processes, forwards or retains as appropriate. Assists in maintaining inventory of division supplies; ensures availability of adequate materials to conduct work activities; initiates requests for new/replacement materials; picks up supplies as needed. Communicates via telephone and/or two-way radio; provides information and assistance; records/relays messages; responds to requests for service or assistance. Communicates with supervisor, employees, other departments, customers, the public, and other individuals as needed to coordinate work activities, review status of work, exchange information, or resolve problems. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Maids a Milking, It has always been my dream to wear a uniform. And I already have a French maid one in my closet! It’s my most popular one! How cute would I look riding around on my pink sparkle scooter checking out meters? (Please say I can have a pink sparkle scooter!!!) I’m good with coins and my penmanship is awesome, so writing tickets would be like little works of art. P.S. Do I have to clean stuff, too? Maid for This, Suzi I love hair! Anywhere! Lady Jane’s Haircuts for Men Lady Jane’s Haircuts for Men – Birningham, MI What is Lady Jane's? We are an industry leader in the world of men's hair-cutting, and have been for the past 15 years! In that time, we have successfully opened more than 100 locations across the country, won countless men's styling awards, and provided incredible experiences for thousands of stylists and their clients! What are we looking for? We are looking for passionate, driven, team-players, who are looking to build a huge clientele and be an industry leader! We set stylists and barbers up for success by offering high level marketing, and growth potential within Lady Jane's corporate structure. Wicked Awesome Perks of LJ: -You Choose the Days You want to work -Clientele provided through aggressive marketing in TV, radio and print -Industry leading percentages make it easy to make great money -Creative, upbeat, fun environments -Express your individuality and run your own business -Endless advancement and relocation opportunities within Lady Jane's corporate structure Do you have what it takes to be a superstar? Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Coif-ers, I am a fan of hair. I was always styling my Barbie’s and all my friends. So, I know stuff about hair styling. I’m a natural! Speaking of natural, I think we ladies need to re-take the muff and re-grow that taco lettuce. I would love for us to be the pioneers in snatch styling and bring hair bag en vogue. I’ve been styling mine for a while, and I could offer all kinds of muff makeovers. I think we should let our hair down, for realz! Afros Before Hoes, Suzi I’m so good at trivia! Trivia Host Game Night Live – Boise, ID Part-time/Contract $25/hr Our ideal Host (MUST have reliable transportation, be 21+ and have a reliable laptop). Is comfortable speaking to an assembly of happy beer-fueled trivia, sports and/or music fans over a microphone Has a strong speaking voice Can potentially host at least a show or two every week Added bonuses: Quick wit, basic computer skills, and ability to multi-task A typical GNL night includes. . . Meeting new people and making friends Creating a playlist of fun music Engaging and entertaining the players . . .all while running an efficient game How it works. . . We supply our Hosts with the games and equipment they need to host GNL events We provide our Hosts with a location to host weekly GNL events at. Our Hosts provide a laptop, some fun tunes, and their stellar personalities. Our Hosts are awesomely fun at these shows, getting teams to come back for more every week. We pay a minimum of $45 for each show, and more for shows with better attendance. This is an outstanding way to get out of the house, meet new people, and stack some extra spending cash on the side. If you only want to make a quick buck, work at a bar so you can drink, or are just a general nincompoop, then this job is not right for you. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Night Gamers… Who doesn’t like to play games? Seriously! And a place where you can drink! First of all, I’m great with trivia: Q: What’s black and white and read all over? A: A newspaper! Besides my awesome trivia brain, I’m great with people. I was a cheerleader in high school; I’m pro at dancing on bars; and people like me! My phone actress business is successful, but I need to spread my wings and grow into a real career. Like trivia night! I mean, I could go on to hosing a game show on TV as a result! And think of all the cute outfits I could wear. I’ve got some killer leather shorts that I like to wear with a matching bikini top. If I wear a blazer with it, that makes it professional. Because my moms says a blazer makes any outfit professional. The Hostess with the Mostess, Suzi I love big black… cars! Personal Chauffeur Advocacy Unlimited, Inc We are in need of Personal Chauffeur's applying for this role will be providing friendly, professional and reliable service. The right candidates will need to consult maps or navigation devices for desired routes, checking radio or online traffic and weather reports for departure and destination locations. Advise employer or passenger of potential or existing adverse conditions and suggest alternative routes or travel time adjustments. Keeping vehicles clean and ensuring that they are mechanically sound is a plus. Job Types: Full-time, Part-time Salary: $550.00 to $800.00 /week Experience: transportation: 1 year (Preferred) professional driving: 1 year (Preferred) driving: 1 year (Preferred) limo driver: 1 year (Preferred) city knowledge: 1 year (Preferred) Additional Compensation: Tips Commission Bonuses Suzi's Cover Letter:Dear Driving Divas, I’ve always loved road trips. It’s my favorite way to travel! Crank up the tunes, roll the windows down, pop dem bottles! Woot! Of course, I won’t be popping bottles while driving—except for clients. I can bring extra fun to chauffeuring, because I learned how to do all kinds of things while behind the wheel. I can put on my makeup, eat dinner, lead everyone in some karaoke… Plus, I’d look totally stylin’ in a chauffer’s cap and black suit. Except my suit would either be a skirt of shorts and a blazer. Maybe I’ll paint a shirt on underneath, depending on the occasion of the trip. Fun! Stretched and Ready, Suzi This is a dream job! Cruise Director American Cruise Lines – Phoenix, AZ Overview: The Cruise Director is the most visible advocate for guests and is responsible for creating a fun atmosphere on board while engaging guests at all times through a series of activities, shows, events, presentations and socializing throughout the cruise. The Cruise Director manages the entertainment, presentations, activities, events and communications on board. This leadership role requires an energetic, creative, talented individual with previous cruise/resort experience, extraordinarily polished presentation skills, collaborative approach, team spirit, and a passion for guest satisfaction. Responsibilities: Schedule and execute engaging entertainment, enrichment and activity programs that enhance and elevate the guest experience. Effectively communicate to guests via the shipboard daily program, television, stage, public address system and one-on-one interaction and socialization. Socialize with guests at every opportunity including, but not limited to, meal times and cocktail hour. Greet guests as they depart for and return from shore excursions. Make daily Noon announcement/update; make every effort to make all PA announcements as the “voice” of the cruise. Meet with Excursions Director, Guest Speakers, Guest Instructors and Resident Entertainers at the start of every cruise to review scheduling. Create the daily Ship To Shore Host Officer Introduction and Excursion Briefing. Assist in the delivery of the Safety Briefing with the Captain Ensure lounges are prepared for activities, events, presentations and shows (lounge configuration, A/V requirements, etc.). Confirm entertainers 48-hours in advance; assist entertainers and onboard speakers A/V needs. Create and update bulletin board daily. Work with Excursions Director to prepare folders and materials for turnaround day. Act as company representative at pre-cruise hotels on turnaround day. Promote onboard sales and brand loyalty by hosting re-booking events. Oversee proper VIP guest service delivery. Communicate and report regularly to the Home Office as to the status of the cruise, guest issues and recovery, and the evaluations of Guest Speakers, Instructors and Entertainers. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Cruisers, This opportunity is sooo me. When my gramps used to babysit me, we used to watch that old show The Love Boat. I always wanted to be Julie the Cruise Director. So cute and fun! That’s me! I’m great at planning activities and parties. How about these ideas? Adult ring toss: after hours, using a man’s “rod” as the rod… Beer pong on the lido deck Skinny Dipping with Suzi I could even create a drink special of the day: The Rum Roofie! Can’t wait to chat with you! Cuisin’ & Boozin’, Suzi |
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