OMG! Christmas is the bestest holiday ever!
Digital Santa Claus
Santa Calls – Phoenix, AZ
Contract/$75 an hour
Full Job Description
This year Christmas will be different, and the magic of the Santa and North Pole is making its debut over the internet. With malls closed around the nation, Santa's (work) home is in quarantine. It's a good thing Santa's nifty elves hammered away on the mobile application, Santa Calls. By using Facetime, and Zoom technology children all over the nation will still be able to talk to a real, live Santa Claus.
Join our team and help us make children smile and feel the magic of Christmas. We are dedicated to giving every child an opportunity to believe this Christmas.
Pass Background Check
Good communication skills
Positive attitude, warm smile, welcoming voice
Must enjoy interacting with children and families
Real Beard, Excellent personal hygiene
Ability to sit for long periods of time
Full Santa outfit
By contracting with the Santa Calls team you will be paid on a per-call basis working only part-time. You will represent the company as Santa from the North Pole.
Your duties will be to manage a call queue list and make Facetime, or Zoom calls to families and children for 2-minutes. During the call, you will be required to gather key information from the child, such as name and what they want for Christmas.
It is important to make this experience magical for the child. Not all children are very talkative, you must be able to adapt to adversity. Have readily available books, jingles, or stories to tell.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear North Polers,
Christmas is my favoritest holiday! Like, I want to have Christmas stuff all year, but I don’t feel like being shamed about it, so…
I always wanted to be Santa Claus, because Santa brings so much joy into the world! And, I think anyone can be Santa—even a chick—because it’s about your heart. It’s not about race or gender. And, I think Santa needs to recognize adults, too. I’ve dressed up as Santa many times for video chats with my male clients. They were very pleased with my fishnets and leather boots and red lingerie. Imagine how I could inspire others? So many North Poles, so little time…
Spreading legs and love,
Let me rock, ya, Chaka Khan!
Script writer / Voice over
SHAKAWEAR – Los Angeles, CA
Looking for a gifted individual with script writing and voice over experience to write, edit storyboards, video scripts and other documentation for a streetwear company located in Los Angeles. Ideal candidates can tackle the process of discussing many facets of the apparel/streetwear industry by creating short videos and performing the voice over. You will work as part of a team of apparel experts and graphic designers to develop the training videos. Must have strong writing experience, sense of humor, a strong work ethic and a team player.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
I am all about shaking and rattling. I’ve been a fidget my whole life, and I got some juice in the streets. Everybody knows Suzi S and what I’m about. Which is keepin’ it real on the DL. Fo shizzle. I’m known for my style and my can do attitude. And I talk good and stuff. I do have phone acting experience and my results are always A+. I know that being an influence is something I can do in my sleep, but since this is all active and stuff I won’t be sleeping on the job.
Plus, I’m so pumped that Chaka Khan has her own shapewear. She’s booty-tastic and so cool!
Shaka, Rattle and Wear,
I love big black… cars!
Advocacy Unlimited, Inc
We are in need of Personal Chauffeur's applying for this role will be providing friendly, professional and reliable service. The right candidates will need to consult maps or navigation devices for desired routes, checking radio or online traffic and weather reports for departure and destination locations. Advise employer or passenger of potential or existing adverse conditions and suggest alternative routes or travel time adjustments. Keeping vehicles clean and ensuring that they are mechanically sound is a plus.
Job Types: Full-time, Part-time
Salary: $550.00 to $800.00 /week
transportation: 1 year (Preferred)
professional driving: 1 year (Preferred)
driving: 1 year (Preferred)
limo driver: 1 year (Preferred)
city knowledge: 1 year (Preferred)
Suzi's Cover Letter:
Dear Driving Divas,
I’ve always loved road trips. It’s my favorite way to travel! Crank up the tunes, roll the windows down, pop dem bottles! Woot! Of course, I won’t be popping bottles while driving—except for clients.
I can bring extra fun to chauffeuring, because I learned how to do all kinds of things while behind the wheel. I can put on my makeup, eat dinner, lead everyone in some karaoke… Plus, I’d look totally stylin’ in a chauffer’s cap and black suit. Except my suit would either be a skirt of shorts and a blazer. Maybe I’ll paint a shirt on underneath, depending on the occasion of the trip.
Stretched and Ready,
This is a dream job!
American Cruise Lines – Phoenix, AZ
The Cruise Director is the most visible advocate for guests and is responsible for creating a fun atmosphere on board while engaging guests at all times through a series of activities, shows, events, presentations and socializing throughout the cruise. The Cruise Director manages the entertainment, presentations, activities, events and communications on board. This leadership role requires an energetic, creative, talented individual with previous cruise/resort experience, extraordinarily polished presentation skills, collaborative approach, team spirit, and a passion for guest satisfaction.
Schedule and execute engaging entertainment, enrichment and activity programs that enhance and elevate the guest experience.
Effectively communicate to guests via the shipboard daily program, television, stage, public address system and one-on-one interaction and socialization.
Socialize with guests at every opportunity including, but not limited to, meal times and cocktail hour.
Greet guests as they depart for and return from shore excursions.
Make daily Noon announcement/update; make every effort to make all PA announcements as the “voice” of the cruise.
Meet with Excursions Director, Guest Speakers, Guest Instructors and Resident Entertainers at the start of every cruise to review scheduling.
Create the daily Ship To Shore
Host Officer Introduction and Excursion Briefing.
Assist in the delivery of the Safety Briefing with the Captain
Ensure lounges are prepared for activities, events, presentations and shows (lounge configuration, A/V requirements, etc.).
Confirm entertainers 48-hours in advance; assist entertainers and onboard speakers A/V needs.
Create and update bulletin board daily.
Work with Excursions Director to prepare folders and materials for turnaround day.
Act as company representative at pre-cruise hotels on turnaround day.
Promote onboard sales and brand loyalty by hosting re-booking events.
Oversee proper VIP guest service delivery.
Communicate and report regularly to the Home Office as to the status of the cruise, guest issues and recovery, and the evaluations of Guest Speakers, Instructors and Entertainers.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
This opportunity is sooo me. When my gramps used to babysit me, we used to watch that old show The Love Boat. I always wanted to be Julie the Cruise Director. So cute and fun! That’s me!
I’m great at planning activities and parties. How about these ideas?
Adult ring toss: after hours, using a man’s “rod” as the rod…
Beer pong on the lido deck
Skinny Dipping with Suzi
I could even create a drink special of the day: The Rum Roofie!
Can’t wait to chat with you!
Cuisin’ & Boozin’,
I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.