I want to be more buffer, so I can train and be trained!
Dear Physical Pfitters,
I was really good in sports in school. I was excellent in ping pong. I was known as Suzi The Ball Sucker, because I would destroy balls. I flattened a couple with my power. Grrr! So, I know I’ll be great at weightlifting. I usually use free weights, but I’ve always wanted to be a bodybuilder. Cuz muscles are hot, and I want to wear tiny bikinis and be ripped.
I’m not super confident with my coaching skills with this sport, and I’m not sure how guns are involved in weightlifting, but I can hold a gun and curl one if I have to. They just kind of scare me a little.
Bench Pressing to the Stars,
InnerCity Weightlifting -- Cambridge, MA
Salary: $20,000 - $35,000 a year plus coach income (approx. $10k-$15k per year)
Job Type: Full-time
ICW Overview: ICW's mission is to reduce gun violence by amplifying the voice and agency of people who have been most impacted by systemic racism and mass incarceration. We partner with program participants through case management and careers in and beyond personal training. Individuals are elevated as experts in fitness and the social issues they've lived. ICW is a culture and community in which power dynamics are flipped, social capital is bridged, and new leaders emerge in the fight to combat long-standing inequities.
Conduct consultations for new clients, including a full evaluation and written program to follow
Conduct coaching sessions and program redesigns for all Elite clients
Write new programs for clients in a timely manner following a Coaching session, at least 24-48 hours prior to their next scheduled session
Ensure that each program is handed off to the appropriate trainer and that they trainer is familiarized with exercises
Contribute to monthly programming for our general client base who are training in-person and virtually
Contribute to ongoing programming for ICW’s virtual on-demand library
Quality control personal training sessions, providing support for trainers & clients as needed
Support students with studying towards ICW & ISSA Certifications
Provide feedback as needed with the goal of developing professional development of trainers
There’s not a tool I can’t handle!
Dear Fellow Toolbags,
I feel like you know me already. I have total dominain experience. Whips, cat o’ nine tails, fuzzy hand cuffs, ball gags. You name it—you’ll love it!
Plus, I see you need a techno expert. Who else can get the club lit like me? Uh, no one. And, I’ve been known to make some fat beats on my Mac.
And when it comes to tests, I was a really good studier, and I took good notes. I used to sell my notes, so I can do this. Test me!
Tools Ain’t For Fools,
Tool Specialist – Testing Tools
Capgemini – New York, NY
Full Job Description:
QA resources with Captital Market/Trading domain experience
Hands on knowledge on Agile Process and Work Flows
Techno-Functional with experience in UI automation (Selenium/JAVA), Database quering, Mainframe and UNIX
Intermidiate/Senior Level of Experience with capable of working in an Onshore/Offshore model
Expert in Test plans, test strategy, cases and processes
Well versed with all types of testing and issue reporting
Good communication knowledge as need to speak with people at various levels.
The Capgemini Freelancer Gateway is enabled by a cutting-edge software platform that leads the contingent labor world for technology innovation. The software platform leverages Machine Learning and Artificial Intelligence to make sure the right people end up in the right job.
I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.