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Wag the Dog

8/9/2022

 
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Dog Walker

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Amb-ass-ador

7/26/2022

 
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Brand Champion

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Garfield-1-Suzi-Suzi

7/12/2022

 
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Phone Actor

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Story Time

5/31/2022

 
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​Children's Storyteller/Scriptwriter 

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Like a Polaroid

5/17/2022

 
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Dancer

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Just Rosey

5/3/2022

 
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​Floral Design Freelancer/Event Manager For Wedding Design

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Butter Creamed

4/19/2022

 
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Wedding Cake Baker

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The Safe Word

4/5/2022

 
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BDM

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The Voice

3/22/2022

 
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Demo Singer Needed

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Sit This

3/8/2022

 
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Nanny

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    I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job.  Sigh.

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