Suzi speaks
Just an average girl looking for her dream gig. Hit me up at: speakssuzi@gmail.com
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This is soooo me! Phone Greeter NWSC Corp – Fort Lauderdale, FL $375 - $675 a week – Part Time We are hiring telephone greeters. Potential customers visit our website, request more information, you greet the customer, read a short script and transfer the call. Fun, easy job with no experience necessary. Daily and weekly contests and bonuses! Please meet these basic requirements: Know how to use a computer Have a clear speaking voice Friendly demeanor Good work ethic Good personal hygiene Hours are Monday thru Thursday 1-7 and Friday 12-6 (no exceptions) Suzi’s Cover Letter:Dear Operators: I’m a total pro! As you can see on my resume, I’m a phone actress already. I’ll be even better with a script! All my clients say I have the best voice. They keep coming back for more! I would love to work for you, and I guarantee I have great bathing skills, too. Press “1” For Fun, Suzi Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Chickens with pickles are yummy! Event Coordinator Chicken N Pickle – San Antonio, TX Chicken N Pickle, the hottest new entertainment concept in town, is looking for top level event coordinators. Our brand is that of a rambunctious, multi-generational family that works hard and plays even harder. We are driven to provide our employees with a supportive, meaningful work environment by bringing all voices to the table and providing opportunities for mentorship with career growth. We are looking for individuals to help grow our concept. If this sounds like you, we want to hear from you! As Events Coordinator… You’ll have 2+ years of event experience and/or catering experience Top Notch Negotiation skills Ability to manage vendor relationships Responsible for customer relations Detailed oriented Suzi's Cover Letter:Dear Feathered Friends, OMG, how fun it’d be to work for y’all! I love fried chicken sandwiches w/pickles and lots of mayo! I co-ordinate all kinds of events, like: Who’s Got the Biggest Pickle? Can I Get a Bock-Bock? Gobble, Gobble, That’s Fowl—Chicken Sandwich Eating Contest! And, I’m great at negotiating. One time, a boyfriend wanted to try butt stuff. And I was, like, “the only way is if you get me some diamonds first.” So, I got these really cute earrings. Kosher, Butter, & Dill, Suzi Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Halloween is so much fun! Halloween Scare Actor Apex Parks Group – San Diego, CA $12 - $15 an hour Bring your scary and goolish talent to Boomers! San Diego, CA Entertainment Performer – Scare Actor Description Exhibit professionalism and model behavior at all times Entertain, SCARE and interact with Guests of all ages with ability to entertain in all weather conditions, darkness, strobe effects, fog, special lighting and among crowds Bring to life the personality of the specific assigned role/character Wear make-up, prosthetic and costumes as supplied for assigned character each shift Perform consistently for several performances per day Minimum Qualifications: Previous performer experience is preferred; specifically dance and voice Available to work flexible hours including evenings, weekends and holidays Ability to pass a background clearance and submit to and pass a drug screen Ability to stand and walk for extended periods of time in all types of extreme weather Ability to climb, kneel, bend, push, and pull with high levels of noise and vibrations Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Scare Stars, Acting is so much fun. I once played Rizzo in “Grease” in high school, and I loved it. Everyone said what a great job I did. And I love Halloween! I always had the best costume to trick or treat in. Once, I was Elvira—complete with fake boobs cuz I was only 8. I got a lot of good candy that night from all the old dudes in the hood. And, I’m a fan of horror movies. Like, I wouldn’t answer the phone for two weeks after I saw The Ring. Fake Blood and Zombie Guts, Suzi Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. I’ve been practicing my wave! Segway Tour Guide Colorado Segway Tours – Denver, CO Part-time Colorado Segway Tours is looking for part-time TOUR GUIDES to work in Denver for Spring, Summer, Fall 219! Here’s the ‘Glide’ Candidates must be personable, articulate and clean cut. An interest in travel, high integrity and a large smile. As a tour guide, you will be asked to learn some interesting facts about Denver, including history, and will be responsible for relaying them to our guests in a fun and unique way. Our guides must be dedicated to delivering the best customer service possible. Guide Staff Availability to lead morning and/or afternoon and/or evening tours. Ensure the training, safety and enjoyment of each guest. Help with pre-tour and post-tour setup. Compensation: Tour guides are paid on a “per tour” basis rate. Employment type: part-time Please Apply If You are at least 21 years of age with a clean driving record. You love working with and meeting new people. You enjoy history and sightseeing. You have an outgoing personality coupled with a strong speaking voice. You are mature, timely, and responsible. And remember to RIDE THE EXPERIENCE! Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Guiding Lights, Next to wanting to be a game show host, I want to be a tour guide! You get to know all kinds of things and look really smart telling people stuff. Plus, I have the cutest rompers I could wear during the tour! I’ll even co-ordinate a helmet if you need me to. I feel like this is destiny for this job. Because I love Colorado and because one time a dude told me I was the ride of a lifetime. So. Sweet. Glidin’ and Ridin’, Suzi Games are fun! Escape Room Host Escapism Portland – Portland, OR $14 an hour – Part-time We are a fun business in Portland looking to expand our operations. We run a room escape game. We are looking for part time employee to join our team. Responsibilities include greeting guests, explaining the rules and the story, and assisting with giving hints to the puzzles while they are playing (via radio). You will also need to set the room back up for the next team to play and do light cleaning. The position is about 5-10 hours per week, depending on our appointments. There are on-call requirements (will get 3 hours’ notice). Pay is $14/hour to start. Currently looking for someone to work Tuesday, Wednesday, and Saturdays in SW (10505 SW Barbur Blvd) or Thursdays and Fridays in NE Portland (10340 NE Weidler). We are looking for someone who is flexible, friendly, and above all reliable. Customer service skills are crucial and ability to do some acting. Every escape room host gives the introduction in character. This position works well for freelancers and students, as the hours worked are dependent on appointments booked and may be spotty throughout the day on call. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Mystery Solvers, I have a sharp mind, a fun personality, and I’ve worn handcuffs before. I am flexible, too. And, I’ve been an on-call girl. I’m the best and my clients love me. And puzzles. I do them all the time with my grandpa. When I was little, if I could beat his puzzle completion time, he would give me wine and potato chips. Such memories! Not Puzzled, Suzi I’m bi! This is perfect! Animal Interpretation Associate (PT) Liberty Science Center – Jersey City, NJ The Role The part-time Animal Interpretation Associate (AIA) enhances the learning experience of Liberty Science Center’s guests by facilitating the exploration of exhibits and delivering educational programs and activities specifically pertaining to LSC’s animal collection. The AIA is responsible for providing exemplary frontline guest services to foster a safe and enjoyable environment. About You Candidates should have strong interest in animals, ecology, and/or informal education and must be comfortable handling a wide range of invertebrates, amphibians, reptiles, birds and mammal. Strong speaking skills are critical and must be able to perform in front of crowds. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Animal Lovers, I know I can help interpret what animals are saying, because I speak Pig Latin fluently! I took drama in high school, so acting in front of others is no biggie. I’m not shy! I’m creative and would like to develop a snake charmer education thingie. Wouldn’t that be cool? Paws in the Air, Suzi This job is hot. HA! Fire Watch/Hole Watch Spirit Construction – Perry, FL Spirit Construction Services is currently seeking a fire watch for a project in Perry, FL. Project completion set for December 2019. Candidate Requirements: Watch out for fire hazards in the workplace while work is performed by other employees. Keep flammable materials from ignition sources. Make sure you and other employs are aware of the exact location of fire fighting equipment in the immediate area. Be prepared to operate fire extinguishers, hydrants, fixed monitors, and hose carts anytime. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Fellow Hotties, Since I’m a fire sign, who better to watch a fire than me! Fires are for making s’mores and roasting weeneis. But they’re bad when destroying stuff. I learned by accident how to operate a fire extinguisher in high school when our drunk chemistry teacher got her hair on fire during a lab experiment. Fun times. Oh, should I be on the lookout for ghosts since you’re Spirit Construction? Maybe the spirits will help me look for fires! Let Me Stand Next to Your (Not) Fire, Suzi Who doesn’t love wine! Wine Director Felidia – New York, NY Felidia is owned by famed Chef Lidia Bastianich. Lidia is an Emmy award-winning television host, best-selling cookbook author and restaurateur. Job requirements and responsibilities: Excellent food and beverage knowledge, specifically in Italian wines and all spirits. Provide ample and continuous wine training, tasting and education to ensure staff wine knowledge is achieved. During service, ensure to promote, educate, and sell wine to our guests. Continuously taste, research and remain active and relevant in the restaurant and wine industries. Ensure that wine lists are updated daily so staff and guests are aware of any changes. Create new regulars for the restaurant with your strong hospitality skills. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Fellow Winers, Wine is so good for you—and so yummy! I’m an ideas person and I could combine music and wine to get customers. Like rap and wine. If Snoop Dogg can do it, so can I! “The wine Is really fine Gonna get all crunk So I can touch your junk” And I have high alcohol tolerance. I can taste and research for days! One time, a bunch of guys bet they could out-drink me. Fools. I took their money. It seems like it would be fun to work for a company with such a naughty name. I’ve been known to play the skin flute. I mean, who doesn’t want to get some bling? Grapes of Rap, Suzi There’s nothing like sisterhood! Sorority House Director Alpha Omicron Pi – Columbus, OH House Director Position Currently accepting resumes for House Director positions across the United States. The House Director’s primary responsibility is managing a safe and secure sorority house under the direction of AOII Properties. Position Summary The House Director oversees day-to-day operations of the facility, including personnel management (when applicable) and coordination of on-site vendors and service providers. Priorities Ensure that facility is diligently maintained in such a way that the safety and well-being of members is protected Keep all AOII information, business, and member practices confidential Essential Functions Ensure facility meets all fire, safety, and health department requirements Easily able to maneuver flights of stairs Able to lift items weighing up to 30 pounds Suzi's Cover Letter:Dear Sisters in Sin, I was in a sorority when I spent two years in college. It was a blast! The parties. The boys. So. Much. Naughty. Since I know that side of things. I can teach from experience, and be responsible for shaping young lives. I would hold seminars on: How Not to Be a Hoe Condoms Are Your Best Friend The Dangers of Bathroom Sex Don’t Flirt With Professor Perve Hope to chat soon! Kegs & Legs, Suzi Bring on the Hidden Valley Ranch! Ranch Worker Equine Voices Rescue & Sanctuary – Amado, AZ Daily duties of the ranch worker include, but are not limited to, feeding and watering of 63 equines, daily dragging and stall mucking 2x/day, performing interventions such as de-worming and vaccination administration, maintaining animal records as well as equipment records, loading/moving equines as necessary, performing physical inspections to maintain equine health, assisting with hay/feed deliveries and able to manage volunteer workers. Skills such as physical strength, stamina, organization, teamwork, critical thinking, the ability to follow instructions, and coordination needed. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Dippers, I don’t know how you managed to do it, but you’ve combined two awesome things—ranch dressing and horses! I see the horse part here, but what the ranch part? I have so many ideas to “up” the ranch game, like: A giant ranch fountain! We can dip chicken tenders and pizza in it all day long and invite people to come see our gigantic ranch fountain! Our own brand of ranch! Call it Straight from the Horse’s Spout! Holla back! For The Love of White Creamy Stuff, Suzi |
AuthorI'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh. Archives
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