OMG! I think I was meant to do this job. Like, for realsies.
Hiring Phone Sales Actors
$60,000 - $120,000 a year
We are seeking an Energetic, Compassionate, & Happy-Go-Lucky Phone Sales Rep to join our team! You will offer solutions to drive company revenue.
(redacted) is a rapidly growing tech startup, with very much room for growth! We are focused on providing social media management services to real estate agents and brokers. Candidates will be working in an action packed environment, full of positive energy, accepted as family. We highly value a positive company culture and focus on providing our staff rapid growth opportunities.
Present and sell company products and services to new customers
Are you hungry and do you thrive in a dynamic, rapid pace environment at a high-growth company?
Stay positive; be cool, calm, and collect.
Provide expert guidance
Suzi's Cover Letter:
Dear Sirs or Mams,
This is so exciting! I am a phone actress already, and I sell, like, whatever a dude or dudette is into. And I’m really good at it. I have many, many return customers. So, I think I’m a total fit for this job. And, like, the money is awesome. Do you know how many Pandora charms I can buy with that salary?
If you ask my friends, I have a lot of energy. I’m the life of the party! And, I can work in an action packed environment because I want to be a superhero and they’re all about action.
I read the list of responsibilities, and I can check off every one! I’m especially good at providing expert guidance. I tell dudes all the time where to put their hands, and they listen real good! Also, you’re looking for hungry people. I am always starving. My folks told me I had a hollow leg when I was a kid.
Hope to hear from you soon!
I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.