Again with the silk. Why silk? Again—an unforgiving fabric. Also, it’s like wearing a slip-n-slide. Seriously. Ladies—who hasn’t had some satiny-type nightgown that by morning ended up around your neck from all the rolling over?
Also—the caftan. All that comes to mind is a lady that’s given up on fashion and fitness. Which is our entire lives, but that’s not the point. Caftans are hideous. At least the ones we’ve seen. And in this case, this caftan is hideous and overpriced. The reason we say it’s overpriced is because the price is available upon request.
This is the Amy Perry Tropical Silk Caftan from La Via Style House. Are we supposed to wear this in public? And does silk breathe? Because tropical and silk don’t seem to go together like coconut and rum.
Determined to find a caftan that we could wear in public if we so chose to, and one that doesn’t look like a curtain… we found this from Walmart.
Well, this is just all kinds of adorbs. And we don’t need to call for a price. It’s just $18.99. Yes, it’s not silk. It’s merely Rayon. But that’s okay. Pretension is overrated.
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