We love a good play on words. Or irony. Or weird stuff. So, when we came across a company named Snag, and they’re a tights company, and tights usually snag, well…
Snag is our tights savior! Its unique sizing system takes body shape, size, and height into account to offer tights that truly vary in width and length—because we are not all shaped alike. Those other company’s tights give zero effs about that.
Snag tights come in a variety of cool colors and are priced at $12-$15 per pair.
We’re snagged. Don’t slap us for that…
Damn the Swiss! They sure have the hygge thing perfected. If you need a quick, easy holiday gift idea—try this on for size (see what we did there?) A pair of cozy slippers from Baabuk.
Why drop $65-$80 on slippers you might wear the Walmart? Because they’re awesome! Made from responsibly sourced wool, they’re natural wicking and breathable that keep your feet comfy all year round. Grip-and-glide soles are just as durable as they are great for sliding across wood floors (Risky Business style?) And they’re crafted in Nepal. So…
And here’s another cool slipper action shot:
Uhmmm, dad is actually crying out in pain here. Notice that his daughter is totally squashing his “fruit bowl”. At least she’s doing it with a “responsibly-sourced” foot…
Thank goodness, a gaping hole in the fashion world has been filled: authentic, dance-inspired lifestyle athleisure clothing. Whew!
Zise was born from one of the world’s leading ballet brand, BLOCH, and “reimagines the traditional dance aesthetic with a premium, ultra-feminine activewear range that’s as stylish as it is functional.”
But there’s more: “The ZISE woman arrives at her exercise class in the same outfit she intends to leave in. As her day unfolds, her look needs to adapt accordingly, so the pieces are based on layers that she can effortlessly peel off or pile on.”
Who knew pro dancers had it so rough?
Let’s tell the story through pictures:
Zise Woman: “I’m a badass Prima.”
Crack Wise Woman: “I’m only doing this once, because I’m going to fart and be kicked out of this class.”
Zise Woman: “On to that cute little café to get my favorite greens smoothie.”
Crack Wise Woman: “Today’s National Doughnut Day, so…”
Zise Woman: “Great day of being fit and fab. One more workout to stay under 105.”
Crack Wise Woman: “Too many doughnuts. If I lean back like this my food baby looks smaller... Ugh! Foot cramp!”
We want dancewear for when we’re dancing in the aisle of the grocery store. That’s a niche that needs addressed.
So, some Disney star (Josh Gad) wore this watch from Hydrogen Watch during a Frozen 2 fan event in Toronto. And everyone went gaga over it (we’re assuming).
After seeing the price tag, we need to come up for air: $595. We suppose if you’re a Disney star, you can afford all the $595 watches you want. Sure, it’s stainless steel (361L to be exact). Yes, it’s water-resistant up to 100 meters (are you Jacques Cousteau?). And the crystal is scratch-resistant (right). But let’s be honest. If you’re like the average dude, you’re going to bang this watch up. Accidentally smash the face. Fall watch-arm-first into a toilet (it could happen). And there goes $595.
Just shop on Amazon and get the same style watch, but cheaper. Maybe even a drone will deliver it to your homestead.
If you're all about Star Wars, and you like fashionable stuff-- then the Robert Graham Star Wars-inspired capsule collection is for you.
Robert Graham is all about wearable art, so get ready to open up your wallet for men's and women's styles-- including accessories. The cheapest item will cost you $68 for a pocket square/silk scarf. Ladies, we suggest you can wear it as a thong...
And if you're on Santa's "nice' list, you may score some of these items. Santa may have to sell an elf or two for your expensive tastes, but...
The Swedes know what's what. They all have beautiful skin and hair, and they have hot chocolate and clogs (or is that the Dutch?) You get the point. They seem to win at living life. And this entire "hygge" pronounced "hyoo-guh" relaxed-cozy-comfort-lifestyle thing is pretty awesome.
Dagsmejan is a sleepwear brand scientifically proven to offer wearers a more restorative night's sleep. Its Relaxwear collection is made of the finest, mulesing-free merino wool with a fine, functional knit that easily dissipates the body's excess heat.
Prices range between $99 and $199.99. But can you put a price on some good zzzz's?
Hoorah! Er, Hyoo-Guh!
We’re entering that season. Not pumpkin spice. Nor Thanksgiving or Christmas. But this season coincides with all of these: engagement season.
And Kay Jewelers is ready to go. The jeweler that might give you mono has launched the Adrianna Papell bridal jewelry collection. It’s an assortment of 23 modern and contemporary engagement rings and coordinating bands.
Deemed “affordable luxury”, pieces start at $599.
Yup. You might just get kissed for some nice bling and saving some cash.
Oh, if we were only rich and famous we could have a personal stylist. Instead, we look like we’re ready to win a People of Walmart lack-of-beauty pageant.
Wait… even we commoners have access to stylists. And the newest kids on the block? Millie & Main.
But Millie & Main is doing things differently. Yes, this service is subscription and digitally-based. But you’re in the power seat. You’re guided through the process at your own pace. You’ll then receive recommendations for building a great outfit, for organizing your closet, and taking advantage of what you already own. And that’s what makes this experience different. You’ll be working with what you already own so you aren’t throwing away money.
For $29.99 a month, you’ll receive 12 complete looks that include both clothing and accessories from over 200-plus shopable links at various price points from brands like Nordstrom, Shopbob, Saks, and more—including new upcoming, brands.
Now, if someone would actually arrive on our doorstep and literally dress us…
Olivia Sanabia was snapped wearing this Aidan Mattox getup at the Opening Night Performance of "Anastasia" at Hollywood Pantages Theatre. Admittedly, we are unhip and have no idea who Olivia is. But she is apparently smashing...
Most importantly, we know this dress will never be ours because one must inquire for the price. Here we come, JOANN Fabrics!
It appears the wearer of this dress has boob wings. Which might be cool because we've always wanted to fly. Or, we might be looking for some fella to buy us a cocktail.
Second, if we were designing this dress, the bottom half would be tear-away. Two dresses in one! Wear it long to church; wear it short to the club. Holla!
P.S. Yes, we know this pic is slightly out of focus. But we ain't buying the official pic, so deal...
Fall is in the air… and on your face! If that’s what you want…
It can be rough being a lady. There's so much... maintenance. So. Much. So we appreciate when there are products out there that make our lives easier, and prettier.
Pinch of Colour wants to be a woman's FBFF (Face Best Friend Forever). This brand claims superiority over other lipstuffs because of its waterless technology.
"... these bold, luxurious matte velvet lipsticks won’t bleed, transfer or budge for over 8 hours and are infused with lip-nourishing extracts such as Jojoba Oil and Mango Butter for a highly pigmented pop of color."
We need a lip-thingie that lasts. We're talking about through hours, through eating and drinking, and maybe some smooching.
Get your Pinch-- of Colour-- in two new Fall shades: Amalia (Berry) and Larah (Brown Nude).
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