Thank goodness, a gaping hole in the fashion world has been filled: authentic, dance-inspired lifestyle athleisure clothing. Whew!
Zise was born from one of the world’s leading ballet brand, BLOCH, and “reimagines the traditional dance aesthetic with a premium, ultra-feminine activewear range that’s as stylish as it is functional.”
But there’s more: “The ZISE woman arrives at her exercise class in the same outfit she intends to leave in. As her day unfolds, her look needs to adapt accordingly, so the pieces are based on layers that she can effortlessly peel off or pile on.”
Who knew pro dancers had it so rough?
Let’s tell the story through pictures:
Zise Woman: “I’m a badass Prima.”
Crack Wise Woman: “I’m only doing this once, because I’m going to fart and be kicked out of this class.”
Zise Woman: “On to that cute little café to get my favorite greens smoothie.”
Crack Wise Woman: “Today’s National Doughnut Day, so…”
Zise Woman: “Great day of being fit and fab. One more workout to stay under 105.”
Crack Wise Woman: “Too many doughnuts. If I lean back like this my food baby looks smaller... Ugh! Foot cramp!”
We want dancewear for when we’re dancing in the aisle of the grocery store. That’s a niche that needs addressed.
So, some Disney star (Josh Gad) wore this watch from Hydrogen Watch during a Frozen 2 fan event in Toronto. And everyone went gaga over it (we’re assuming).
After seeing the price tag, we need to come up for air: $595. We suppose if you’re a Disney star, you can afford all the $595 watches you want. Sure, it’s stainless steel (361L to be exact). Yes, it’s water-resistant up to 100 meters (are you Jacques Cousteau?). And the crystal is scratch-resistant (right). But let’s be honest. If you’re like the average dude, you’re going to bang this watch up. Accidentally smash the face. Fall watch-arm-first into a toilet (it could happen). And there goes $595.
Just shop on Amazon and get the same style watch, but cheaper. Maybe even a drone will deliver it to your homestead.
If you're all about Star Wars, and you like fashionable stuff-- then the Robert Graham Star Wars-inspired capsule collection is for you.
Robert Graham is all about wearable art, so get ready to open up your wallet for men's and women's styles-- including accessories. The cheapest item will cost you $68 for a pocket square/silk scarf. Ladies, we suggest you can wear it as a thong...
And if you're on Santa's "nice' list, you may score some of these items. Santa may have to sell an elf or two for your expensive tastes, but...
The Swedes know what's what. They all have beautiful skin and hair, and they have hot chocolate and clogs (or is that the Dutch?) You get the point. They seem to win at living life. And this entire "hygge" pronounced "hyoo-guh" relaxed-cozy-comfort-lifestyle thing is pretty awesome.
Dagsmejan is a sleepwear brand scientifically proven to offer wearers a more restorative night's sleep. Its Relaxwear collection is made of the finest, mulesing-free merino wool with a fine, functional knit that easily dissipates the body's excess heat.
Prices range between $99 and $199.99. But can you put a price on some good zzzz's?
Hoorah! Er, Hyoo-Guh!
Haus of V is a creative collective that shares a similar mindset -- with a twist.