You won’t be seeing this on any fancy Paris runway, but we’re down on our knees praying to Heaven to see this the next time we go… anywhere!
The fanny pack is back! Yes, we’d never date a man wearing a fanny pack, because back in the day that meant he probably lived in his mother’s basement, jobless (except for rubbin’ his momma’s bunions), and getting flabby on a diet of Mountain Dew and King Dons.
But then… the creators of the Fondoodler (this awesome device that melts cheese in a hot-glue-gun device so you can write your name in cheese or squirt it right in your mouth!) bring us the:
Fan ePack. Clever! It’s the “world’s first fanny pack with a built-in fan to keep you cool and a USB power bank to keep you charged while on the go.”
But the best part is their tagline:
"This fannypack will blow yourself cool.”
We notice this gentleman isn’t wearing a wedding ring. But he may soon gain a partner since his Fan ePack is taking care of the blowing so that… well, you know what we mean. Unless we want jewelry. Then we’ll handle that “fan” thing ourselves.
Here’s how you can get your own fanjob:
And while you're at it, you know you want your own cheese hot-glue-gun-thingie:
Here's to cool breezes and... cheeses.
Haus of V is a creative collective that shares a similar mindset -- with a twist.