“Bones” is a song from Culture Wars. Cool song. We hear actual instrumentation, a real guitar, and the lead singer’s voice works. But let’s watch the video:
Crack Wise has three takeaways from this video:
One: This chick is gonna get a lot of ball grease on her. And then more later if dude plays his cards right. Wink, wink.
Two: Why don’t we ever see a hot chick dancing like this during our bowling league? All we get is some two-tons-of-fun female in a four-sizes-too-small t-shirt with nacho cheese sauce stains, and her whale tail hangin’ out while dancing around to “Pour Some Sugar on Me” like she’s Demi Moore from Striptease.
Three: R&B artists Bell, Biv, DeVoe warned us to “Never trust a big butt and a smile.” In the alt music world, never trust a skinny chick in army boots.
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