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My spouse always "reminds" me to make sure the door snakes are against the door so the heat/AC doesn't escape. Well, guess who doesn't usually remember to snake the door? You got it! And guess what makes a great tripping device-- for me?
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I really don't know what's going on here. My husband's comfy pants tossed on the end table with a glass of water. If he were too hot for his pants, then drink the water to cool down! Or were his pants actually thirsty? Or on fire...
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This is my husband. Kudos for remembering to actually use a Q-tip to clean your ears. But the trash can is literally right there. Oh, why don't you clean you ears in your own bathroom. Perhaps he was just leaving me a tip.
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While I'm the first violator for leaving my DVD in the player, my hubs could've put the DVD back in the case. That it's sitting on. Maybe he was telling me I'm the slob? No. We know the true offender here. Right?
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As an experiment, I left this mail where I found it-- just to see how long it would take for anyone else in the household to pick it up. It sat here. For days. Until I picked it up. As usual.
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Is there a special prize for collecting these Breathe Right backings? Perhaps this wrench? Which I don't understand why it's in the bedroom. Unless my man needed to loosen a nut of some sort...
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That thing with the black lid? That's the trash can. See that dirty napkin? Yeah. In one move, that napkin could easily be tossed. But apparently the male human hand can only toss certain things...
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When people say they lose their Chapstick, it's because they apparently run away from their owners. Not that their owners place them in places they don't belong-- like on a bedpost. SMH.
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It's hard to tell, but this is on an end table in the living room. Multiple slobbery. #1 Why this towel? #2 WTH is that even? #3 A random sock. Is my husband on some kind of personal scavenger hunt?
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This is the closet in the foyer. I know when my husband has been in said closet because he can never fully shut a door. Never. Or he's hiding in there? Which I doubt because he was out, meaning not home at the time of discovery.
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