Conley's Corner: Just Get Rid of It
Most of us want to get things in order when the new year hits. So, we start with cleaning out the kitchen. Well, comedian Mike Conley takes it up a notch with things we need to evict from our lives...
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Style: Fashionably Lay...te
We all have goals in life. Ours is to be so damned fashionable, that it’s so exhausting that we need to lie down like actress Heather Morris.
Apparently, her OLIVIA High Rise Skinny Jeans inspire a lackadaisical attitude. That’s probably true for famous people. But for common folk like us, we’re probably lying down in these jeans because they’re too tight after eating too many slices of pizza and seven-layer dip.
These jeans would make our gluttony look… acceptable?
Suzi Speaks: Axe Me
Cousin Suzi thinks her pun game might get her the job of Axe Throwing Coach. Okay... What do you think?
Hi, Brawny Mofos!
There is nothing cooler or sexier than a man with a beard dressed in plaid….
Anywho, I look great in plaid! I envision wearing plaid shirt tied at the waist, with daisy dukes and Timberland boots. So. Hot.
I am a PEOPLE PERSON: I’m AXE-ELLENT with people!
I am ENTHUSIASTIC: I’m AXE-STATIC to work for you!
I have SOME EXPERIENCE: I am AXE-PERIENCED making people happy. All my phone clients are satisfied on the daily!
Let’s chop down the walls and chat!
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