Conley's Corner: Emotional Maturity
The biggest sign of a healthy life is emotional maturity. Uh, oh. Well, we'll give you tips on how to achieve that, or not...
Suzi Speaks: Strike a Pose
Cousin Suzi thinks she has what it takes to become a fashion reporter. Check out her cover letter and see if you'd hire her:
Dear Fellow Fashionistas!
I had a fashion designer program when I was little. I used it a couple of times!
I’ve always been about fashion. I made a step-and-repeat for our pre-prom gathering. It was the best! I’m really good at writing stuff. I’ve always kept a journal my whole life and I’m known as a fashion icon in my hood. People come to me for fashion tips.
Some story ideas I had:
You know that whole nipple-wreath trend? I could write about that and then do a tutorial video about turning my nipples into wreaths for YouTube!
Also, I started blinging out my sneakers in high school and then everyone else started to. I could try a fashion thing and see if it becomes a trend in my hood and then write about it!
I could also do a column called Fashion Weak—and call out people for bad fashion.
Victoria’s Secret Dreams,
Life: When Snoot & Snoop Meet
Is it protocol for women to wear fancy hats to all horse races? Because we want to see some fabulocity at the Pegasus Word Cup horse race event on January 26th. We won’t see it in person. One, because we’re not cool enough to be there. Two, because we’re not sure how we feel about horse racing for entertainment. And three, because we don’t have the funds to travel to Hallandale Beach, Florida. We can just watch the action on NBC.
Anywho, Snoop Dogg and Mark Ronson will be performing at the event which features top-notch food and entertainment provided by The Stronach Group and Groot Hospitality. Tickets are $75.
The Pegasus World Cup Championship Invitational Series will offer the richest prize in North American Thoroughbred racing with a $16 million purse split between two Grade 1 stakes races. The Pegasus World Cup Turf Invitational (G1), to be run on the turf at 1 3/16 miles, will offer a $7 million purse with $3 million awaiting the winner. The Pegasus World Cup Invitational (G1), contested at 1 1/8 mile on the dirt, will offer a $9 million purse with a $4 million prize awarded to the winner of the twelve-horse field.
Whatevs. We just want to know if Gin & Juice will be served.
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