Comedian Mike Conley uncovers a few lesser-known personality types that we should be aware of... or afraid of. Here's a clip of the latest Conley's Corner Episode:
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Etc: Keto vs. Kato
It’s a battle royale between fitness expert Jillian Michaels and everybody else over the safety of undertaking the Keto diet.
For those of you unfamiliar, Keto-ers feed on high-protein diets without carbs. Many swear by it. Others, including some health professionals, say entirely eliminating a food group is bad news in the long run.
I say: try the Kato diet. Like, Kato Kaelin.
This dude is still suckin’ off the teet of his 15 minutes—which should’ve ended in the 90s. Apparently, his “diet” is working. He’s had radio shows; appeared in TV shows and in parodies; and is now on the latest season of “Celebrity Big Brother”.
He’s infamous for regaling his story of sharing McDonald’s with O.J. Simpson the night of the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.
Therefore if you want a long, prosperous career—eat McDonald’s. Eat it for all three meals—and share with everyone how successful you’ve been on the Kato diet. Hardly exercise; barely work—bingo!
Where’s my McGriddle and hash browns followed by my Big Mac and fries?
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