Hopefully a true porch pirate won't find you...
Raise your hand if you're buying this tall tale? That's what we thought...
They're just as dumb Down Under...
If that mower were only turbo-charged...
It's really, really important to be punctual. So, do what you got to do!
But(t) did any probing happen? #InquiringMinds
Crack Wise Editor-in-Chief Kathy Vogel calls-out the dumbasses of the world.