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Hard-on-ed Criminal

3/3/2021

When you're fleeing the scene, there's no time for anything. No. Time.

He's probably going to get a repeat performance in prison. But not as pleasurable...

Rocks for Brains

2/24/2021

This is why reading is so important...

Such an "explosive" situation...

Five Times a Toolbag

2/17/2021

There's drunk. And then there's druuuuunk.

Seriously, though. How didn't he die?

Bored & Lonely

2/10/2021

Because reading or picking your nose wasn't an option...

He if he thought he was bored before...

Tunnel of Love

2/3/2021

He did the digging, but nobody's digging this situation...

"A" for all that effort. And "F" for the rest...

Pooped

1/27/2021

It's good to be neighborly and considerate...

That stinks. For realz.

Mowed Over

1/20/2021

They're just as dumb Down Under...

If that mower were only turbo-charged...

Next Door D-Bag

1/13/2021

Pants are so constricting...

#SackOutShopOn

Birthday Wish

1/6/2021

Some people make plans for their birthday. Others, hatch plans...

Talk about having some Wild Turkey...

Couched

12/30/2020

Almost got away with it... #notreally

What happened to the couch?

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Crack Wise Editor-in-Chief Kathy Vogel calls-out the dumbasses of the world.

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