• Home
  • Conley's Corner
  • Funformation
  • O. D. F.
  • Thoughts of Mom
  • Suzi Speaks
  • Farrah. Foolosopher.
  • Wise Archives
    • Wise Archives/Eats n Sips
    • Wise Archives/Sounds
    • Wise Archives/Style
    • Wise Archives /Wellness
    • Wise Archives/ETC.
  • About
  • Contact
CRACK WISE MAG

One. dumb. f*ck.

A  weekly celebration of one headline-making idiot. And the coin goes to...

    join the funformation movement!

    And don't worry. We won't spam you or sell your info. We don't have that kind of time... or motivation. 
Subscribe to Newsletter

Hard-on-ed Criminal

3/3/2021

 
Picture
When you're fleeing the scene, there's no time for anything. No. Time.
He's probably going to get a repeat performance in prison. But not as pleasurable...

via GIPHY


Rocks for Brains

2/24/2021

 
Picture
This is why reading is so important...
Such an "explosive" situation... 

via GIPHY


Five Times a Toolbag

2/17/2021

 
Picture
There's drunk. And then there's druuuuunk.
Seriously, though. How didn't he die? 

via GIPHY


Bored & Lonely

2/10/2021

 
Picture
Because reading or picking your nose wasn't an option...
He if he thought he was bored before...

via GIPHY


Tunnel of Love

2/3/2021

 
Picture
He did the digging, but nobody's digging this situation...
"A" for all that effort. And "F" for the rest...

via GIPHY


Pooped

1/27/2021

 
Picture
It's good to be neighborly and considerate...
That stinks. For realz.

via GIPHY


Mowed Over

1/20/2021

 
Picture
They're just as dumb Down Under...
If that mower were only turbo-charged... 

via GIPHY


Next Door D-Bag

1/13/2021

 
Picture
Pants are so constricting...
#SackOutShopOn

via GIPHY


Birthday Wish

1/6/2021

 
Picture
Some people make plans for their birthday. Others, hatch plans...
Talk about having some Wild Turkey...

via GIPHY


Couched

12/30/2020

 
Picture
Almost got away with it... #notreally
What happened to the couch? 

via GIPHY


<<Previous

    Author

    Crack Wise Editor-in-Chief Kathy Vogel calls-out the dumbasses of the world.

    Archives

    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019

    Categories

    All
    Accident
    Almond Milk
    Animal Sanctuary Accident
    Armed Robbery
    Audio
    Baby Momma
    Bad Driving
    Birthday Plans
    Body Talk Sports Bar
    Brawl
    Break-in
    Candy
    Caught Cheating
    Celebrating Your Birthday
    Cheater
    Cheating
    Cheese
    Chicken Sandwich Love
    China
    Constipation
    Coronavirus
    COVID-19
    Crack Wise
    Creeper
    Dead Not Dead
    Denny's
    Detroit
    Dog Driving Car
    Dog Poop
    Donnel Cooper
    Drunk
    Drunk Monkey
    Dumb
    Dumb And Drunk
    Dumbass
    Dumb Criminal
    Dumb News
    Dumb Stuff
    Dumb Thief
    Dummy
    Eel In Butt
    Escape On A Lawnmower
    Excuses
    Face Mask
    Fake License Plate
    Fake Plants
    Fart
    Fight
    Fighting Strippers
    Folklore
    Foodgasm
    Fun
    Funerals
    Funformation
    Gas
    Grass
    Green Thumb
    Guy Was Bored And Set His Truck On Fire
    Hand Washing
    Have To Poop
    Having An Affair
    Hell's Basement Brewery
    High Speed Chase
    Home Cure
    Home Remedy
    Hot Pockets
    Hungry
    Idiot
    Infectious
    Japan
    Jewelry Thief
    John Deere
    John Roth
    Jolly Green Giant
    Kalua
    Kathy Vogel
    Kid Stuff
    Kissing
    Lame Excuse
    Looking For A Cat
    Lost Cat
    Lost In Translation
    Man Draws Fake License Plate
    Marble In Butt
    Mauled By Leopard
    Meeting With Aliens
    Meth Is Bad
    Mia Khalifa
    Milk
    Naked At The Drive Thru
    New Jersey
    Next Door Food Store
    No Pants
    North Carolina
    ODF
    Offbeat
    Oops
    Over The Limit
    Penis Play
    Plant Parent
    Poopy Face Mask
    Popeye's
    Relationships
    Rogue Monkey
    Satire
    Selfie Fail
    Self Pleasure
    Shopping Without Pants On
    Smashing Plates
    Speeding
    Stolen Money
    Stupid
    Stupid Criminal
    Stupid News
    Stupid People
    Stupid Person
    Stupid Shit
    Stupid Stuff
    Succulents
    Tacos
    Thief
    Three Guys Get A Turkey Drunk For His Birthday
    Tiger Balls
    Tiger King
    Twerking At A Funeral
    Usb Cable
    Vampire
    Wedded Bliss
    Wedding Proposal
    Wine
    Woman Eats Fireworks
    Woman Licks A Horse's Mane

    RSS Feed

  • Home
  • Conley's Corner
  • Funformation
  • O. D. F.
  • Thoughts of Mom
  • Suzi Speaks
  • Farrah. Foolosopher.
  • Wise Archives
    • Wise Archives/Eats n Sips
    • Wise Archives/Sounds
    • Wise Archives/Style
    • Wise Archives /Wellness
    • Wise Archives/ETC.
  • About
  • Contact