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Pussy Galore

8/5/2021

 
Hold up. August is National Dog Month, but August 8th is International Cat Day. One day only? Or is this actually better because this celebration is international? Whatever the case, let's chat about your furry friend.

Cat lovers are built differently. Because cats are little destructive demons with a total "whatever" attitude, and yet their human takes it on the chin every time- -and pampers their un-phased feline regardless.
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According to LawnStarter, the best cities for pussies is Orlando (Maybe because of the retirees?), followed by Lakewood, CO and Cary, North Carolina. 
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Apparently, Orlando is great if you live there, and equally great if you're traveling with a kitty. There are plenty of cat-friendly rental homes, boarding establishments, and cat sitters. Oh-- don't forget the cat cafes... We'd be more impressed if the cats made the lattes, but whatevs.

The worst place for meowing? New York City. The Big Apple is a big asshole to cats. The “city that never sleeps” is not down with the nocturnal creature. Not enough pet stores, veterinarians, cat sitters, and not enough living space.

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