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Inside the mind of Crack Wise Editor-in-Chief Kathy Vogel

Looking for Love

3/8/2019

 
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I have to give this “dude” props for his honesty. He’s trolling to find a desperate woman so he can rip her off. Oh, wait. That’s his true intention disguised within his quest for love.

Even if I were looking for love, and even if I believed this email, I couldn’t date you. First of all, you can’t even spell your name. Is it “Michael” or are you some Frenchie and you pronounce your name “Micheal”? Second, you want to be “friends” but you want to “date”. Mixed signals right off the bat.
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And third, go eat a bag of dicks. Good luck on your search for “love”.


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