This just might be the worst attempt at seasonal-izing a food product.
Christmas tree-flavored potato chips.
Little Debbie Christmas tree snack cakes—good. Food tasting like bark and pine—nope.
Indeed, the main ingredient is pine salt seasoning. For that:
“piney, woodsy taste.”
For now, they’re just an overseas flavor. But if you really want to enjoy every taste of Christmas, then we’re sure you could order these. Better yet, just drink a bunch of booze and go tongue a pine tree. That would at least be memorable.