Many of us turn to food comfort when we've been dumped, in particular-- ice cream. Usually a half-gallon. So, Nora's Non-Dairy out of Quebec is ingenious. They've devised break-up ice cream! Like, you can gift your soon-to-be-ex with ice cream to soften the blow.
Some flavors include:
Bye Bye Brownie
Strawberries and Your Mean
It's Just Vanilla
Dumpers fill-in-the-blank of the soon-to-be-dumped, and then sign their dumper name. Perfect.
We're conflicted. And that's the beautiful part of this whole thing. We want to scratch your eyes out and push you in front of a moving bus for dumping us, but you're a somewhat kind soul for giving us ice cream. Sigh...
Thank goodness Crack Wise isn't in charge of naming break-up ice cream flavors. Ours would include:
His is Bigger Than Yours Double-Dark Chocolate
You Fart Too Much Chunky Monkey
Too Nag-y Raspberry Swirl