Bacon. For. Life. We got some intel from this company called ButcherBox. Their PR peeps were all excited about their Black Friday promotion. Blah, blah, blah. We didn’t give two strips, because our eyes were focused on the large banner at the top of their website:
FREE BACON FOR LIFE
As a member of ButcherBox, you’ll get a free pack of bacon with every order. Forget Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. We’re rattling off in our heads all the ways we can enjoy bacon.
Plus, “ButcherBox bacon is uncured and free of added sugar and nitrates. It’s legit the best bacon ever! We promise you’ll love it.”
You know how Lady Gaga wore that meat suit? Well… we might’ve already figured out what our Halloween costume will be for next year.