Nothing ruined Halloween more as a child than when you dumped that glorious bag of treats on the floor to peruse the spoils of your labor, only to discover some downright horrible items.
See if you agree with CandyStore.com’s list of the Worst Halloween Candy—as determined by their customers.
#5 Peanut Butter Kisses (Not Hershey’s. Some off-brand b.s. your grandma tried to pass off as “so delicious.”)
#4 Necco Wafers (Anything that sounds like the word "necrophilia" to us is not something we want in our mouth.)
#3 Wax Cola Bottles (Who else accidentally nearly-choked to death on these evil things?)
#2 Candy Corn (Eat too many, and you’ll make a candy corn-colored turd… from what we’ve "heard.")
#1 Circus Peanuts (Neither peanuts, nor something that should ever be consumed by humans. For years we were scared of packing peanuts because of these vile bastards!)
We don’t want to leave you tearful and sad. So here are CandyStore.com’s Best Halloween Candies:
#4 Kit Kat
#1 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Agreed. We’ll take ‘em all.