Lort help us-- it's a new year. You can start things off on the right foot until something possibly comes along to derail your hopes and dreams, or... you can just "Conley" your 2021 immediately. Drink Recipe of the Week: Rum Espresso MartiniIngredients: 25 ml Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold 25 ml coffee liqueur 25 ml sugar syrup 25 ml espresso Ice Cocktail shaker What to do: Fill a cocktail shaker with ice cubes. Pour 25ml Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold, 25ml coffee liqueur, 25ml sugar syrup, and 25ml espresso into the shaker. Shake until cold. Strain into a martini glass. Feel fancy while feeling no pain… Conley's Next Live Show:It's the perfect year to create something magical and start some Christmas morning traditions with your people. We have some great ideas. And Conley steers us away from some bad ones.. Drink Recipe of the Week: Warm HorizonsIngredients: 50 ml Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold 20 ml lime juice 20 ml sugar syrup 50 ml ginger beer Cinnamon stick Lime wheel Ice Cocktail shaker What to do: Fill a shaker with ice. Add 50ml Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold, 20ml lime juice, and 20ml sugar syrup into the shaker. Shake until the surface of the shaker feels chilled. Strain into a tankard over ice. Top up the drink with 50ml ginger beer. Garnish with a cinnamon stick and a lime wheel. Toast to feeling warm on the inside… Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Sat. December 26th | 6:30 pm & 8:20 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 Mike Conley headlines the day after Christmas. It's the perfect way to keep the holiday celebration going. Call 330-923-4700 for tickets. Christmas time is almost here! Maybe you're hosting this year's dinner with a small number of guests (Big Bro is watching), and want to keep things affordable. We can help. But don't let Conley come up with the menu... Drink Recipe of the Week: Spiked PunchIngredients: 1 oz Captain Morgan 1 oz Strawberry Liquor 2 oz Cranberry juice 2 oz Sprite What to do: Fill your glass with ice. In a large bar shaker add your Captain Morgan, strawberry liquor, and cranberry juice. Shake to combine. Pour your mix into your glass. Top with Sprite. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Sat. December 26th | 6:30 pm & 8:20 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 Mike Conley headlines the day after Christmas. It's the perfect way to keep the holiday celebration going. Call 330-923-4700 for tickets. Is it taboo or not taboo to tinkle when you sprinkle? We've got expert opinions... and our own. Plus, to drink or not to drink in the shower? Let's clean up! Drink Recipe of the Week: Captain's Passion PunchIngredients: 1 cup Captain Morgan Spiced Rum ½ cup Amaretto 2 1/2 cups passion fruit juice 2 cups Pineapple juice Fresh raspberries Ice What to do: Add all of the ingredients to a large pitcher and stir with a bar spoon or wooden spoon until well mixed. Serve immediately. Even if you’re drinking in the shower… Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Sat. December 26th | 6:30 pm & 8:20 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 Mike Conley headlines the day after Christmas. It's the perfect way to keep the holiday celebration going. Call 330-923-4700 for tickets. It's time for some serious talk about your... poop. As serious as these two can possibly get with the maturity level of a 12-year-old boy. Science! Drink Recipe of the Week: Sweet, Spiked & Spicy Hot ChocolateIngredients: 1 Cup milk 2 oz. Milk chocolate 1 oz. Semi-sweet chocolate 1 Tablespoon light brown sugar 2 Tablespoons smooth peanut butter 3/4 Teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 Teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 Teaspoon nutmeg Pinch of cayenne pepper Pinch of sea salt 1 1/2 oz. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum 3 Large marshmallows What to do: Add the milk, sugar and chocolate to a small pot and cook on a low heat, stirring constantly, until the chocolate and sugar have dissolved. Whisk in the peanut butter until smooth and add the spices. Remove from the heat, stir in the rum and pour into a mug or glass. Stir in the marshmallows and they will begin to melt and enrich the cocoa. Serve hot and repeat! Conley's Next Live Shows:What: Comedy at The West Theater When: Sat. December 5th | 8 pm, doors at 7 pm Where: The West Theater | 1017 Wooster Road West, Barberton, OH 44203 Mike Conley headlines. Shawn Boyd, Bill Stone, & Brian Gallagher are on the bill. Tickets are $10 general seating, $12 table seating. Call 234-525-5045 for tickets. What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Sat. December 26th | 6:30 pm & 8:20 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 Mike Conley headlines the day after Christmas. It's the perfect way to keep the holiday celebration going. Call 330-923-4700 for tickets. FYI: Nobody's cancelling Christmas. At least, we're not! And according to research, a lot of us are looking forward to making this Christmas the best ever. We have some ideas on how you can shop safely and social-distancy and stuff. Drink Recipe of The Week:Ingredients: 2 fl oz Captain Morgan Gingerbread Spiced 6 fl oz fresh apple cider Garnish w/cinnamon stick and apple slice What to do: Combine CAPTAIN MORGAN GINGERBREAD SPICED and apple cider in small pot and heat over stove. Being careful not to spill or burn yourself-- pour hot drink into mug and garnish with cinnamon stick and apple slice. The perfect snuggle-with-yourself-drunkfest. Conley's Next Live Shows:What: Comedy at The West Theater When: Sat. December 5th | 8 pm, doors at 7 pm Where: The West Theater | 1017 Wooster Road West, Barberton, OH 44203 Mike Conley headlines. Shawn Boyd, Bill Stone, & Brian Gallagher are on the bill. Tickets are $10 general seating, $12 table seating. Call 234-525-5045 for tickets. What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Sat. December 26th | 6:30 pm & 8:20 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 Mike Conley headlines the day after Christmas. It's the perfect way to keep the holiday celebration going. Call 330-923-4700 for tickets. One of the best things you can do for exercise is walking. We'll help you stay motivated on your path to fitness. Meanwhile, Conley reminds us of the pitfalls to motivation-- in which he may have fallen victim to... Drink Recipe of the Week: Port Royal PunchIngredients: (serves 25) 1 bottle Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 2 46 oz cans Pineapple juice 3 cups mango juice 4.5 oz grenadine 3 oranges, sliced thinly and quartered 3 cans lemon-lime soda for fizz What to do: In a punch bowl, add the ingredients and stir. Serve over ice in a glass of your choosing. Do not stick your face in the bowl… Conley's Next Live Show:What: Comedy at The West Theater When: Sat. December 5th, 8 pm Where: The West Theater | 1017 Wooster Road West, Barberton, OH 44203 Mike Conley headlines. Shawn Boyd, Bill Stone, & Brian Gallagher are on the bill. Tickets are $10 general seating, $12 table seating. Call 234-525-5045 for tickets. Farting is something we've been taught to not do in polite company. But since we're not polite-- let 'em rip! We'll tell why it's okay. And why it's not.. Drink Recipe of the Week: Banana StandIngredients: 1 oz. Captain Morgan Loconut .5 oz Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum .5 oz Banana liqueur ½ of a fresh-peeled banana Ground cinnamon What to do: Put everything but the cinnamon into a blender. Add ice to above the liquid and blend until smooth. Serve in a tall glass. Garnish with cinnamon. Drink it down. Bananas are good for you! Conley's Next Live Show:Not everybody likes the sheet scared out of them-- especially the kids. Have some non-frightening Halloween fun with the little ones. Which means don't answer the door when Conley knocks... Drink Recipe of the Week: Smashed PumpkinIngredients: (serves 12—or just yourself if it’s a bad day) 10oz Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 5oz Captain Morgan Jack-O’Blast 1 1/2oz aromatic bitters 10oz apple juice 10oz fresh lemon juice 10oz fresh orange juice 10oz pumpkin puree 20oz ginger beer 4-5 sage leaves and 2-3 cinnamon sticks for garnish What to do: Mix all that stuff together in a hollowed-out pumpkin or just a bowl. Garnish with stuff. Drink it. Conley's Next Live Show:The dating world is trickier than ever-- and overwhelming for some. Or underwhelming. Conley? Drink Recipe of the Week: Morgan’s Spiced Rum AlexanderIngredients: 1 oz. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum 1/2 oz. Crème de Cacao 1 oz. Heavy Cream What to do: Shake and strain. Dust with Nutmeg. Drink it up. Conley's Next Live Show: |
AboutMike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live weekdays as one half of the Ike & Conley morning show on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country". Archives
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