Breadcrumbing. Not something you want to experience in the dating world. You don't want to experience *this* Conley-discovered dating issue, either. In the meantime, we're hungry for toast...
Drink Recipe of the Week: Loconut Rocks
3 oz Captain Morgan Loconut
What to do:
Combine Captain Morgan Loconut into a shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a rocks glass with ice.
Conley's Next Live Show:
What: Adults Night Out Fundraiser
When: Saturday, November 16th | Event time: 8:00 PM
Where: Chagrin Falls Intermediate Elementary School | 77 E. Washington St, Chagrin Falls, OH, 44022
“Saturday Nights Alright” for an amazing “Adults Night Out Fundraiser”. No need to “Sacrifice” a thing just buy your ticket and you’ll hear “Your Song” on Saturday, November 16. Trust us, you will “Feel the Love Tonight”! No “Tiny Dancer” or “Honky Cat” but we will have comedian Mike Conley start off the evening (sorry, but his name is not “Daniel”) But he will certainly make your “Blue Eyes” tear up with laughter! And then Captain Fantastic will take the stage and “Crocodile Rock” the rest of the night!! The show will have you yelling “I’m Still Standing” at the end of the night!! “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On” on this event! Say “Goodbye to the Yellow Brick Road”, get your “Candle out of the Wind” and grab your “Rocket Man” and get your tickets today! There will be “Something About the Way You Look” that night and we can’t wait to see you! “I Want Love”, we all want love… so forget about the “Sad Songs” and “Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart”. Just go get your tickets!!
Mike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live on the air Friday mornings on jenY 1073 in Cleveland.