There is nothing worse than the bathroom at work, or a public bathroom in general. The things people do... doo. We have the reasons why people are animalistic in the bathroom, while Conley provides insight on what not to do in a public bathroom.
Drink Recipe of the Week:
2 ounces whiskey
¾ ounce simple syrup
2 dashes orange bitters
5 dashes aromatic bitters
Ice and king cube
Orange peel, orange wheel, and cherry for garnish
What to do:
In a mixing glass, add ice, whiskey, simple syrup, orange bitters, and aromatic bitters. Stir rapidly to chill. Strain into rocks glass over fresh ice or king cube. Express orange peel over the drink by twisting the peel between your fingers, then run outside of peel along rim. Discard. Garnish with orange wheel and cherry. Draaank!
Conley's Next Live Show:
Mike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live on the air Friday mornings on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country" w/morning show host Ike.