If your relationship is going to go the distance, then you need this phrase to be a prominent part of it. Of course, Mr. Conley has conducted years of vast research to compile some other "two words" that will ruin your relationship...
Drink Recipe of the Week: Garden Rum & Soda
1 1/2 oz Captain Morgan White Rum
2 cucumber wheels, plus 1 for garnish
1/2 oz fresh lime juice, plus 1 lime wheel for garnish
1 teaspoon honey
3 oz club soda
What to do:
In a rocks glass, muddle together the cucumber wheels, lime juice, and honey. Add the rum, ice to fill, and stir to combine. Top with the club soda. Garnish with the cucumber and lime wheels. Drink, and give your tastebuds a refreshing “shower.”
Conley's Next Live Show:
Mike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live on the air Friday mornings on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country" w/morning show host Ike.