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10/2/2020

 
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Drink Recipe of The Week: Apple Crisp

Ingredients:
1 oz Captain Morgan Sliced Apple
.5 oz lemon juice
Cubed ice (in shaker)
Lemon wedge for garnish

What to do:
Pour Captain Morgan Sliced Apple and lemon juice into a shaker over ice. Shake and pour into shot glass. Garnish with lemon. Drink up. Fruit is good for you.

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    Mike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as  "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live weekdays as one half of the Ike & Conley morning show on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country".

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