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Oh, Patrick!

3/11/2022

 
St. Patrick's Day is more than green beer and stupid shenanigans. No, really. You might learn some interesting traditions you didn't know about the "holiday", or you might do something stupid. Conley! We're calling for you...

Drink Recipe of the Week: Irish Cactus

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​Ingredients:
1 ounce tequila
2 ounces Irish cream liqueur
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What to do:
Gather the ingredients. In an old-fashioned glass filled with ice, pour the tequila and Irish cream. Stir well, and serve. Slainte!

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    Mike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as  "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live weekdays as one half of the Ike & Conley morning show on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country".

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