Attraction is more than your looks, thank goodness. Your character traits determine your true attraction. We'll touch on that, while Conley touches on something else. Drink Recipe of the Week: Porn StarIngredients: 2 oz. Vanilla Vodka 1 oz. Passion Fruit Liqueur 1/2 oz. Passionfruit Puree Prosecco Garnish: Passion Fruit What to do: Cut passion fruit in half. Scoop out the seeds from one half into base of glass and add ice. 2. Add vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur and passion fruit puree. Shake well to mix. Strain mix into martini glass and garnish with half a passionfruit. Fill a shot glass with prosecco and sip in turn with the cocktail. Money (shot)! Conley's Next Live Performance:What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Aug. 5th & 6th | 7:20 & 9:20 pm showtimes Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club | 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH Call 330-923-4700 for showtimes and reservations. Tis the season for allergies. The stuffy nose is not appreciated. There are many reasons besides allergies for a stuffy nose. But there are some other things that could be causing your beak-blockage. Meanwhile, Conley shares why a stuffy nose may be a blessing in disguise. Drink Recipe of the Week: Broken NoseIngredients: 1 1/2 oz of Advocaat Liqueur 1 oz of Gold Tequila 2 oz of grenadine syrup Lemonade What to do: Pour the tequila and grenadine into a highball glass. Add Advocaat, but don't mix properly. Dilute to desired strength with lemonade, and serve. Delish! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Comedy with the Cops XVIII - "The Do-Over" When: Sat. June 25th | 8:00 pm Where: Fraternal Order of Police Akron Lodge 7 | 2610 Ley Dr, Akron, Ohio Crazy as it sounds ... it's COMEDY WITH THE COPS - 18! The Akron FOP Auxiliary #1 once again helps brings the laughs to Ley Drive. SATURDAY, JUNE 25TH, 8PM ... the Four Horsemen of Northeast Ohio Comedy will ride in to the pavilion of the FOP #7 Lodge for a memorable night of shenanigating and general hell-raising fun. Bil Benden, Jeff Blanchard, and Charlie are slated to join me - along with our host, WNIR's Tom Cullison. It will mark the first time CWTC history that all four Horsemen will be able to do the show together. Tickets are just $15... Not a misprint... $15 for ALL FOUR HORSEMEN. Any one of of my very talented friends ALONE is worth TWICE that ticket price. Details on ticket availability will be posted very soon. All money raised will go to LOCAL Akron Charities supported by the Auxiliary. Laugh off some of that jiggly stuff before you make more jiggly stuff eating the Easter feast. Here's some choice moments from past episodes. #gettherapy Drink Recipe of The Week: The Captain's Cannonball Ingredients: 1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger Fireball ½ fluid ounce Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 4 fluid ounces cola-flavored carbonated beverage, or as needed What to do: Pour whiskey and rum into a high ball glass; stir well. Top drink with cola. Drink it up. And watch this episode multiple times… Conley's Next Live ShowNot all baths are literal. Some you can take without water. Mind. Blown. Then Conley shares his research. Nose. Blown. WTH? Drink Recipe of the Week: Boozy Chai LatteIngredients: 2 cups water 4 spiced chai black tea bags or plain black tea 2 strips of orange peel 10 whole cloves 2 cinnamon sticks 10 whole black peppercorns 1/2 tsp freshly grated ground nutmeg 1 tsp ground ginger 1/2 tsp cardamom pods smashed (and optional) 3 Tbsp light brown sugar packed 2 cups 1% milk or milk of your choice 4 oz spiced rum 1 1/2 oz Cointreau or orange liqueur of your choice What to do: Combine the water, tea bags, orange peel, spices and brown sugar in a saucepan. Bring to a rolling boil and turn off the heat. Allow the mixture to steep for 10-15 mins and then strain through a fine mesh sieve, pressing on the tea bags and discarding the solids. Add the milk and warm until simmering over low heat. Add the rum and orange liqueur and buzz with an immersion blender or blend in a blender until frothy. Garnish with a cinnamon stick if desired and serve warm. After all that effort, drink up. And often! Conley's Next Live Show:There are all kinds of sayings about eyes. But did you know that your eye color reveals some insight into your personality? We cover the eye colors-- even red eyes. Cue Conley! Drink Recipe of the Week: Winter Tea Rum PunchIngredients: 1 cup water 3 wintry teabags 1 cup fresh orange juice 1 1/4 cups ginger beer 1 cup rum 1/2 cup honey What to do: Bring water to a boil in a small pot. Remove from heat, add tea bags and let brew for 5 minutes. Discard the bags. Meanwhile, combine orange juice, ginger beer, rum and honey in a medium saucepan. Stir in hot tea. Bring punch to a boil over medium-high heat. Once it boils lower the heat to medium and let it simmer for about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and pour into heat-resistant glasses. Garnish with a demitasse sticks and orange twists. Or just forget the garnish and get to drinkin’! Conley's Next Live Show:Christmas time is almost here! Maybe you're hosting this year's dinner with a small number of guests (Big Bro is watching), and want to keep things affordable. We can help. But don't let Conley come up with the menu... Drink Recipe of the Week: Spiked PunchIngredients: 1 oz Captain Morgan 1 oz Strawberry Liquor 2 oz Cranberry juice 2 oz Sprite What to do: Fill your glass with ice. In a large bar shaker add your Captain Morgan, strawberry liquor, and cranberry juice. Shake to combine. Pour your mix into your glass. Top with Sprite. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Sat. December 26th | 6:30 pm & 8:20 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 Mike Conley headlines the day after Christmas. It's the perfect way to keep the holiday celebration going. Call 330-923-4700 for tickets. It's time for some serious talk about your... poop. As serious as these two can possibly get with the maturity level of a 12-year-old boy. Science! Drink Recipe of the Week: Sweet, Spiked & Spicy Hot ChocolateIngredients: 1 Cup milk 2 oz. Milk chocolate 1 oz. Semi-sweet chocolate 1 Tablespoon light brown sugar 2 Tablespoons smooth peanut butter 3/4 Teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 Teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 Teaspoon nutmeg Pinch of cayenne pepper Pinch of sea salt 1 1/2 oz. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum 3 Large marshmallows What to do: Add the milk, sugar and chocolate to a small pot and cook on a low heat, stirring constantly, until the chocolate and sugar have dissolved. Whisk in the peanut butter until smooth and add the spices. Remove from the heat, stir in the rum and pour into a mug or glass. Stir in the marshmallows and they will begin to melt and enrich the cocoa. Serve hot and repeat! Conley's Next Live Shows:What: Comedy at The West Theater When: Sat. December 5th | 8 pm, doors at 7 pm Where: The West Theater | 1017 Wooster Road West, Barberton, OH 44203 Mike Conley headlines. Shawn Boyd, Bill Stone, & Brian Gallagher are on the bill. Tickets are $10 general seating, $12 table seating. Call 234-525-5045 for tickets. What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Sat. December 26th | 6:30 pm & 8:20 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 Mike Conley headlines the day after Christmas. It's the perfect way to keep the holiday celebration going. Call 330-923-4700 for tickets. One of the best things you can do for exercise is walking. We'll help you stay motivated on your path to fitness. Meanwhile, Conley reminds us of the pitfalls to motivation-- in which he may have fallen victim to... Drink Recipe of the Week: Port Royal PunchIngredients: (serves 25) 1 bottle Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 2 46 oz cans Pineapple juice 3 cups mango juice 4.5 oz grenadine 3 oranges, sliced thinly and quartered 3 cans lemon-lime soda for fizz What to do: In a punch bowl, add the ingredients and stir. Serve over ice in a glass of your choosing. Do not stick your face in the bowl… Conley's Next Live Show:What: Comedy at The West Theater When: Sat. December 5th, 8 pm Where: The West Theater | 1017 Wooster Road West, Barberton, OH 44203 Mike Conley headlines. Shawn Boyd, Bill Stone, & Brian Gallagher are on the bill. Tickets are $10 general seating, $12 table seating. Call 234-525-5045 for tickets. Not everybody likes the sheet scared out of them-- especially the kids. Have some non-frightening Halloween fun with the little ones. Which means don't answer the door when Conley knocks... Drink Recipe of the Week: Smashed PumpkinIngredients: (serves 12—or just yourself if it’s a bad day) 10oz Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 5oz Captain Morgan Jack-O’Blast 1 1/2oz aromatic bitters 10oz apple juice 10oz fresh lemon juice 10oz fresh orange juice 10oz pumpkin puree 20oz ginger beer 4-5 sage leaves and 2-3 cinnamon sticks for garnish What to do: Mix all that stuff together in a hollowed-out pumpkin or just a bowl. Garnish with stuff. Drink it. Conley's Next Live Show:The dating world is trickier than ever-- and overwhelming for some. Or underwhelming. Conley? Drink Recipe of the Week: Morgan’s Spiced Rum AlexanderIngredients: 1 oz. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum 1/2 oz. Crème de Cacao 1 oz. Heavy Cream What to do: Shake and strain. Dust with Nutmeg. Drink it up. Conley's Next Live Show: |
AboutMike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live weekdays as one half of the Ike & Conley morning show on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country". Archives
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