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Bling 4 Life

11/1/2019

 
The gals want some serious bling. But once you get it, you need to take care of it. Couldn't imagine anything that could ruin a diamond ring... oh, wait. That's what Conley's here for...

Drink Recipe of the Week: Zombie

Ingredients:
0.5 oz Captain Morgan original spiced rum
0.5 oz Captain Morgan white rum
0.5 oz Captain Morgan black spiced rum
0.5 lime juice
1 oz orange juice
1 oz pineapple juice
0.5 oz simple syrup
2 dashes of Angostura bitters garnish with shaved cinnamon and mint

What to do:
Fill a shaker with ice. Add Captain Morgan original spiced rum, Captain Morgan white rum, Captain Morgan black spiced rum, orange juice, pineapple juice, lime juice and simple syrup to the shaker. Shake until cold. Strain into a rocks glass over ice. Garnish with Angostura bitters, shaved cinnamon and mint.

Conley's Next Live Show:

​What:   Adults Night Out Fundraiser
When:  Saturday, November 16th | Event time: 8:00 PM
Where: Chagrin Falls Intermediate Elementary School | 77 E. Washington St, Chagrin Falls, OH, 44022

“Saturday Nights Alright” for an amazing “Adults Night Out Fundraiser”. No need to “Sacrifice” a thing just buy your ticket and you’ll hear “Your Song” on Saturday, November 16. Trust us, you will “Feel the Love Tonight”! No “Tiny Dancer” or “Honky Cat” but we will have comedian Mike Conley start off the evening (sorry, but his name is not “Daniel”) But he will certainly make your “Blue Eyes” tear up with laughter! And then Captain Fantastic will take the stage and “Crocodile Rock” the rest of the night!! The show will have you yelling “I’m Still Standing” at the end of the night!! “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On” on this event! Say “Goodbye to the Yellow Brick Road”, get your “Candle out of the Wind” and grab your “Rocket Man” and get your tickets today! There will be “Something About the Way You Look” that night and we can’t wait to see you! “I Want Love”, we all want love… so forget about the “Sad Songs” and “Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart”.  Just go get your tickets!!


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    Mike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as  "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live weekdays as one half of the Ike & Conley morning show on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country".

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