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Take deep cleansing breath, and vibrate that man right into your life, ladies! Or something like that... But there's a fine line between intriguing, and creepy-- right, Conley? Drink Recipe of the Week: Good Vibes CosmoIngredients: 1.5 oz Absolut® Strawberry Juice Vodka 1 oz Ocean Spray® Ruby Red Grapefruit Cocktail 1 oz Ocean Spray® Cranberry Cocktail ½ oz fresh lime juice ½ oz honey syrup What to do: To a cocktail shaker filled with ice, add vodka, Ocean Spray® Ruby Red Grapefruit Cocktail, Ocean Spray® Cranberry Cocktail, lime juice and honey syrup. Shake and strain into a martini or coupe glass. Garnish with fresh mint. Vibrate! Conley's Next Live Show:How much are you spending on the one day you pretend you're Irish? What foolishness will you get into? How will you ruin your luck? All this and more will be answered when Conley's involved. Drink Recipe of the Week: Irish MuleIngredients: Ice 2 ounces Jameson Irish Whiskey 5 ounces 1 ounce lime juice Lime wedges What to do: Fill a tall glass about 3/4 of the way with ice, feel free to also add a lime wedge or two. Add whiskey and lime juice and stir. Pour in the ginger beer. Garnish with a lime wedge and serve. Slainte! Conley's Next Live Show:Want to get that azz in shape? Jumping rope is one of the best ways to do that, provided you're not bumper skiing or doing any thing Conley suggests. Drink Recipe of the Week: Drunken MonkeyIngredients: 6 ounces orange-pineapple juice blend 3 ounces coconut rum 1 ounce spiced rum 4-5 dashes bitters Fresh ground nutmeg Maraschino cherries in juices Lime slices, fresh pineapple wedges Instructions: Fill a cocktail shaker with ice and add the juice, coconut rum, spiced rum, and 4-5 shakes of bitters. Shake for 30 seconds. Pour into 2 iced tumblers or one tall glass. Then pour in 1-2 teaspoons of cherry juice and let it settle at the bottom of the glass. Garnish with a lime slice, pineapple wedge, and a cherry. Zest fresh nutmeg over the top and serve! Drank! Conley's Next Live Show:Break-ups are not fun. But there's always a good reason for it. Remember that. We don't have a relationship expert, but Conley drops some ways to end that troublesome relationship. Good luck! Drink Recipe of the Week: The Breakup CocktailIngredients: 1 oz bourbon 1/2 oz creme cacao 1 oz lemon juice 1 egg white What to do: In a shaker, mix bourbon, creme cacao, lemon juice and an egg white. Shake well. Once everything is mixed, add ice and shake again. Pour into glass over ice. Top with shaved dark chocolate. Drank! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Comedy Night When: March 4th | 8:00 pm Where: EagleSticks Golf Club | 2655 Maysville Pike, Zanesvile, OH Our Annual Comedy Night fundraiser will be held March 4th 2023, at Eaglesticks Golf Club. Tickets are $20 each. Doors open @6:00 and the first comedian starts @8:00 followed by the headliner. Come spend an evening of good food, good drinks, and some great laughs. All proceeds will help fund this years Pottery Festival. Bil Benden and Mike Conley performing. Snackin' is so much yummy fun. Let's celebrate a national holiday that revolves around one snack that makes us go "Ole!". And, Conley will enlighten us on some things you can do with said snack. It won't be too scaring... Drink Recipe of the Week: Apple MargaritaIngredients: Lime wedge and salt for rim 2 ounces tequila 1 ounce apple schnapps ¾ ounce freshly squeezed lime juice ½ ounce orange liqueur ¼ ounce agave Ice Lime wheel for garnish What to do: To prepare rim, rub the rim of the glass with the lime wedge. With the salt on a saucer, dip either half or the entire rim of the glass in the salt to coat. In a cocktail shaker, add ice, tequila, apple schnapps, lime juice, orange liqueur, and agave. Shake to chill. Strain into prepared glass over fresh ice. Garnish with lime wheel. Draaaank! Conley's Next Live Show:Whether it's the "Chinese VD" as Conley would say, or just some other virus or ick-- getting sick sucks. We'll chat about what foods to avoid when you're ailing, while Conley spins a tale of woe. Drink Recipe of the Week: Cold Toddy ShotIngredients: 1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey 1/2 t. honey or a small piece of natural honeycomb 1/2 t. lemon juice What to do: Mix all ingredients together in a small shaker. Shake and strain into a shot glass. Garnish with honeycomb. Say goodbye to the ick! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Hilarity for Charity When: Feb. 18th | 7:00 pm Where: Boscoe's South High | 1224 South High St, Columbus, OH 43206 Come on out for a standup comedy night benefitting Alzheimer's research. Featuring performances by Amy Lilly, Bob Ciotola, Leslie Battle, and your headliner-- Mike Conley. Tickets are $15 (early bird discount). Call or text Leah at: 614-314-4352. Ticket includes admission and one (1) drink voucher. Cash bar opens at 6 pm; Showtime 7 pm. You could do the same ol' thing for Valentine's Day, or you could do something different for your sweetie. But whatever you do, don't muff the gift! Happy Day of Love! Drink Recipe of the Week: Sweetheart CocktailIngredients: 1 oz. vodka 1 oz. rose petal liqueur 1 ¾ oz. sweetened cranberry juice ½ oz lime juice What to do: Shake all ingredients together with some ice and strain into a chilled glass. Draaank! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Hilarity for Charity When: Feb. 18th | 7:00 pm Where: Boscoe's South High | 1224 South High St, Columbus, OH 43206 Come on out for a standup comedy night benefitting Alzheimer's research. Featuring performances by Amy Lilly, Bob Ciotola, Leslie Battle, and your headliner-- Mike Conley. Tickets are $15 (early bird discount). Call or text Leah at: 614-314-4352. Ticket includes admission and one (1) drink voucher. Cash bar opens at 6 pm; Showtime 7 pm. There's a whole day celebrating chocolate cake. And why wouldn't there be? Chocolate cake needs more prominence in our lives. But don't ruin this sweet moment, Conley. Don't ruin it! Drink Recipe of the Week: Chocolate Cake MartiniIngredients: 2 oz. cake flavored vodka 1 1/2 oz. chocolate liqueur 1/4 cup half and half Instructions: Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the vodka, chocolate liqueur, and half and half. Shake vigorously to mix the ingredients with the ice. Strain the cocktail into a martini glass, and top with your preferred toppings like whipped cream and chocolate shavings. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Hilarity for Charity When: Feb. 18th | 7:00 pm Where: Boscoe's South High | 1224 South High St, Columbus, OH 43206 Come on out for a standup comedy night benefitting Alzheimer's research. Featuring performances by Amy Lilly, Bob Ciotola, Leslie Battle, and your headliner-- Mike Conley. Tickets are $15 (early bird discount). Call or text Leah at: 614-314-4352. Ticket includes admission and one (1) drink voucher. Cash bar opens at 6 pm; Showtime 7 pm. We had some good times last year sittin' in The Corner. Let's relive some of those moments. Here's to more laughs in 2023! Drink Recipe of the Week: Blonde With HighlightsIngredients: Ice cubes 2 parts Kahlúa Blonde Roast Style 5 parts lemonade 1 wedge lime What to do: Pour the ingredients over ice into a highball glass. Garnish with a lemon wedge. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Hilarity for Charity When: Feb. 18th | 7:00 pm Where: Boscoe's South High | 1224 South High St, Columbus, OH 43206 Come on out for a standup comedy night benefitting Alzheimer's research. Featuring performances by Amy Lilly, Bob Ciotola, Leslie Battle, and your headliner-- Mike Conley. Tickets are $15 (early bird discount). Call or text Leah at: 614-314-4352. Ticket includes admission and one (1) drink voucher. Cash bar opens at 6 pm; Showtime 7 pm. Having a nervous breakdown? Join the crowd. But Conley has some advice to ease your anxiety. Because we can't actually hug you through a video screen... Drink Recipe of the Week:Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Chambord Splash of cranberry juice Club soda or sparkling water What to do: Combine vodka, Chambord, cranberry juice in a collins glass filled with ice. Fill with soda and garnish with an orange slice. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Hilarity for Charity When: Feb. 18th | 7:00 pm Where: Boscoe's South High | 1224 South High St, Columbus, OH 43206 Come on out for a standup comedy night benefitting Alzheimer's research. Featuring performances by Amy Lilly, Bob Ciotola, Leslie Battle, and your headliner-- Mike Conley. Tickets are $15 (early bird discount). Call or text Leah at: 614-314-4352. Ticket includes admission and one (1) drink voucher. Cash bar opens at 6 pm; Showtime 7 pm. |
AboutMike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live weekdays as one half of the Ike & Conley morning show on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country". Archives
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