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The year is 2021. A year with way too much social media and way too much tech. But, technology can make a great gift for mom! We've got a couple of ideas. And some ideas on what to avoid gifting on her special day. Drink Recipe of The Week: Rum & DewIngredients: 1 1/2 ounces Captain Morgan spiced rum 1 1/2 ounces orange juice 3 to 4 ounces Mountain Dew, to taste What to do: Build the ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Stir well. Serve and enjoy. Conley's Next Live Show:Don't think you won't learn something while visiting Conley's Corner. And with this episode, you will learn... and you will be stunned. You're welcome. Drink Recipe of the Week: Tickled Pink Tropical Island "Iced Tea"Ingredients: 1 ounce Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum 1 ounce gin 1 ounce vodka 1 ounce tequila 1 ounce Cointreau or triple sec 2 ounce guava nectar (such as Kearns) 2 ounce club soda (or to taste) lime wedges as garnish 1 ounce fresh lime juice What to do: Pour all the ingredients into a large, tall 10–14 oz ice-filled Collins or Chimney style glass. Top with the club soda and gently stir. Garnish with as many fresh lime wedges as you like. Drink your pink! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines @Rubber City Comedy Fest When: Wed. May 5th | 8:00 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 The legendary Mike Conley headlines Night #1 of the Rubber City Comedy Fest. The Godfather of Akron Comedy with over 25-years of experience can be heard Friday mornings with host Ike on "Z Country" 99.9 WTUZ. Tickets available at www.rubbercitycomedyfestival.com We could all step-up our compliment game. We've got some sure winners. Conley is in charge of the sure losers... and his "dingy ding". Drink Recipe of The Week: Lucky #8Ingredients: 1.5 oz. Sour mix 1.25 oz. Captain Morgan spiced rum 0.5 oz. Blue Curaçao What to Do: Gather all the liquids in an ice-filled mixing glass, and shake it thoroughly. Grab a few rocks glasses and strain the mixture in them. Garnish it with an orange peel in a spiral shape or a lemon wedge. Then, enjoy. A lot. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines @Rubber City Comedy Fest When: Wed. May 5th | 8:00 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 The legendary Mike Conley headlines Night #1 of the Rubber City Comedy Fest. The Godfather of Akron Comedy with over 25-years of experience can be heard Friday mornings with host Ike on "Z Country" 99.9 WTUZ. Tickets available at www.rubbercitycomedyfestival.com Sleep is like gold, but sometimes you can't fall asleep. ARRRRGH! We can help you fall asleep (no, it's not by watching this episode)-- and, we offer up tips on how to stay awake when you need to. Confused yet? Drink Recipe of The Week: Zombie PirateIngredients: 50ml Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold 25ml Captain Morgan Original Rum 50ml Pineapple Juice 25ml Passion Fruit Syrup 25ml Lime Juice 5ml Grenadine 2ml Angostura Bitters 1 Pineapple wedge, Orange wedge and Mint leaves for garnish What to do: Fill a shaker with some ice and pour Captain Morgan Spiced Gold, passion fruit syrup, pineapple juice, lime juice and grenadine. Now, shake the mixture vigorously until cold. Then, strain the contents into a tankard filled with ice cubes. After this, pour Captain Morgan Original Rum on top of the drink and add a dash of Angostura Bitters. Garnish with a piece of pineapple, orange wedge and mint leaves and done. Now that you’ve worked up a sweat making this, DRINK! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines @Rubber City Comedy Fest When: Wed. May 5th | 8:00 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 The legendary Mike Conley headlines Night #1 of the Rubber City Comedy Fest. The Godfather of Akron Comedy with over 25-years of experience can be heard Friday mornings with host Ike on "Z Country" 99.9 WTUZ. Tickets available at www.rubbercitycomedyfestival.com Men can have body image issues, too. Instead of racking your brain over what to do about it, just watch this episode. It might(?) help, though unlikely... Drink Recipe of The Week: Creamy Root Beer RumtailIngredients: Root beer Capitan Morgan vanilla coffee creamer What to do: Fill your glass with ice and pour in your root beer. Next pour in your spiced rum. Then lastly pour in your creamer and stir to combine. Yes. A recipe with no exact measurements. Which means trouble… Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines @Rubber City Comedy Fest When: Wed. May 5th | 8:00 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 The legendary Mike Conley headlines Night #1 of the Rubber City Comedy Fest. The Godfather of Akron Comedy with over 25-years of experience can be heard Friday mornings with host Ike on "Z Country" 99.9 WTUZ. Tickets available at www.rubbercitycomedyfestival.com Laugh off some of that jiggly stuff before you make more jiggly stuff eating the Easter feast. Here's some choice moments from past episodes. #gettherapy Drink Recipe of The Week: The Captain's Cannonball Ingredients: 1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger Fireball ½ fluid ounce Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 4 fluid ounces cola-flavored carbonated beverage, or as needed What to do: Pour whiskey and rum into a high ball glass; stir well. Top drink with cola. Drink it up. And watch this episode multiple times… Conley's Next Live ShowSocially-distant is the way of life right now-- but you can't crush our spirit! Let's celebrate Easter! Drink Recipe of The Week: 'NoreasterIngredients: 1 ounce Captain Morgan Spiced Rum 6 ounces cranberry juice Orange slice Sprinkle of cinnamon What to do: Pour the cranberry juice into a mug and heat in a microwave until steaming. Add Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. Sprinkle a bit of cinnamon on an orange slice and float in mug. Serve warm. This is the closest Easter drink we could find… LOL Conley's Next Live Show:Narcissists are everywhere. In fact, you may be dating one! Spot him/her, dump him/her. We got your back, Crack Wiseians! Drink Recipe of The Week: Karma CocktailIngredients: 1 1/2 oz. (45 ML) Captain Morgan 1 oz. (30 ML) Triple Sec 1/2 oz. (15 ML) fresh orange juice Top with Sprite or 7Up What to do: Mix in order. Drink it. Love it. Conley's Next Live Show:We're still semi-locked down, which means no stupid stuff for St. Paddy's Day. Unless you take Conley's advice... Drink Recipe of The Week: Lucky LeprechaunIngredients: Equal Parts: Blue Curacao liqueur Midori® melon liqueur Malibu® coconut rum Captain Morgan® spiced rum splash (or two) pineapple juice What to do: Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake and strain into a glass. Serve. Drink. We’re all Irish. Conley's Next Live Show:Some people "drop the kids off at the pool" every day. Some do not. And that's okay. But(t) how can you make the "drop off" happen if it hasn't for a bit? Watch and learn. And maybe cry... Drink Recipe of The Week: Chocolate Rum KissIngredients: 1 oz Captain Morgan White Rum 1/2 oz White Chocolate Liqueur 1 oz Cream of Coconut 2 oz Half and Half Small Scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream 1 oz Milk Chocolate 10 Pistachios Vanilla Extract (for rimming) What to do: Shell your pistachios; crush the pistachio meat (LOL). Grate your milk chocolate fine; combine with crushed pistachios. Rim your cocktail glass. Use vanilla extract for the liquid, the milk chocolate and pistachio mixture for the dry rimming material. DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP! Place a small scoop of vanilla ice cream in your rimmed cocktail glass. In a cocktail shaker, combine Captain Morgan White Rum, white chocolate liqueur, cream of coconut and half and half; shake 10 times. Pour into cocktail glass over ice cream. Top with the pistachio nut and milk chocolate mixture. Drink this while on-the-go! (See the above Conley's Corner episode for reference...) Conley's Next Live Show: |
AboutMike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live on the air Friday mornings on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country" w/morning show host Ike. Archives
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