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The dating world is trickier than ever-- and overwhelming for some. Or underwhelming. Conley? Drink Recipe of the Week: Morgan’s Spiced Rum AlexanderIngredients: 1 oz. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum 1/2 oz. Crème de Cacao 1 oz. Heavy Cream What to do: Shake and strain. Dust with Nutmeg. Drink it up. Conley's Next Live Show:Astral projection. Does that involve one's ass? If Conley has his way... Drink Recipe of The Week: Apple SourIngredients: 1.5 oz Captain Morgan Sliced Apple .75 oz simple syrup .5 oz lemon juice Cubed ice (in shaker) Apple slice for garnish What to do: Pour Captain Morgan Sliced Apple, simple syrup, and lemon juice into a shaker over ice. Shake and pour into a tumbler glass. Garnish with apple slice. Sour never felt so right… Conley's Next Live Show:It happens. You "fall" for your best friend. What to do? We have practical advice for that. What Conley has advice for involves West Virginia love... Drink Recipe of The Week: Apple MuleIngredients: 1.5 oz Captain Morgan Sliced Apple 4 oz ginger beer Cubed ice Lemon wedge for garnish What to do: Pour Captain Morgan Sliced Apple and ginger beer into a tumbler glass over ice. Garnish with lemon. Can’t we just take a shot of each and then suck a lemon? Conley's Next Live Show:Dating. Just. Ugh. Now there's a new phrase for an old trick. We. See. You. Drink Recipe of The Week: Apple Crisp Ingredients: 1 oz Captain Morgan Sliced Apple .5 oz lemon juice Cubed ice (in shaker) Lemon wedge for garnish What to do: Pour Captain Morgan Sliced Apple and lemon juice into a shaker over ice. Shake and pour into shot glass. Garnish with lemon. Drink up. Fruit is good for you. Conley's Next Live Show:The oven is an amazing, magical place. No. That's not code for anything... but not everything belongs in the oven, or even the toaster for that matter. Cue Conley, and buckle up! Drink Recipe of The Week: Spiced RunnerIngredients: 50 ml Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold 50 ml Orange juice 50 ml Pineapple juice 1 Splash of Grenadine 1 Glassful ice What to do: Fill a shaker with ice. Add Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold, orange juice, pineapple juice and grenadine into the shaker. Shake until cold. Strain into a tall glass over ice. Or drink straight from the shaker… no judgement. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Gigi's Brew HaHa: Laughter, Love, Libations Virtual Event When: Sat. September 26th | 7:00-8:00 pm Where: Gigi's Playhouse Virtual | North Canton Click HERE to purchase your tickets. Sometimes we just can't let go-- be it relationships, clothing, or household items. Yes. Let's speak of these household items that need to go. And maybe address some strange items that you might want to keep-- for research purposes-- according to Conley. Drink Recipe of The Week: Pineapple Rum RushIngredients: 1.5 oz Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 3 oz pineapple coconut juice 1/2 oz lime juice Top with ginger ale What to do: Add pineapple coconut juice, Original Spiced Rum, and lime juice to a glass. Pour half the pitcher mixture into each glass and top each glass off with half of the ginger ale. Garnish with pineapple wedges, a slice of lime, and a pineapple leaf. Drink like summer’s fading fast! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Gigi's Brew HaHa: Laughter, Love, Libations Virtual Event When: Sat. September 26th | 7:00-8:00 pm Where: Gigi's Playhouse Virtual | North Canton Click HERE to purchase your tickets. The natural progression for couples is to couple-it-up in the same space 24/7. Buuut... are you ready to make the move-in? We can help. On either side of the coin, right Conley? Drink Recipe of The Week: LuladaIngredients: 1.5 oz Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 1.5 oz lime juice 1.5 oz Lulo pulp 5 oz water 1 tsp panela (unrefined cane sugar) What to do: Muddle the lulo pulp and panela in a glass. Add the water, lime juice, and Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum and stir until combined. Fill each glass with crushed ice. Garnish with lime slice and more panela. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Back the Blue Rally! When: Thurs. September 24th, 6:00-8:00 pm Where: Rubber City Harley | 1120 Main St, Cuyahoga Falls, 44221 Come out and support the men and women that keep us safe. Enjoy an evening of special speakers, live music from Buck Naked Band, food trucks, and comedian Mike Conley as your emcee. Wear your blue shirts, or purchase one at the event. Another Conley Live Event!What: Gigi's Brew HaHa: Laughter, Love, Libations Virtual Event When: Sat. September 26th | 7:00-8:00 pm Where: Gigi's Playhouse Virtual | North Canton Details to come! Now more than ever employers should celebrate their employees. We've got some ideas to make it a reality. What better way to celebrate Labor Day. Right, Conley? Drink Recipe of The Week: Lava FlowIngredients: 6 oz Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 10 oz frozen strawberries 8 oz pineapple juice 8 oz cream of coconut 2 cups crushed ice Fresh pineapple wedges for garnish What to do: In a blender, combine Original Spiced Rum and strawberries. Blend to a puree. Transfer to a clean pitcher. Clean and wash out the blender. Add pineapple juice, cream of coconut, and crushed ice. Blend until smooth. Divide strawberry rum puree among 4 serving classes. Slowly pour pineapple coconut mixture into the glass. The red mixture will evenly swirl with the white mixture. Garnish with a pineapple wedge and serve immediately. *recipe serves 4 Or 1 if you really, really need it… Conley's Next Live Show:We made it! This marks the 100th episode of Conley's Corner! With that in mind, we want to celebrate-- but the budget is a little... sketch. That's fine. We've got some ways to have fun for low dough. Until Conley shares... Drink Recipe of The Week: Pineapple MuleIngredients: 1.6 ounces Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold 3.3 ounces ginger beer or ginger ale 1.6 ounces pineapple juice 1 lime wedge 1 glassful ice What to do: Fill up a tankard with plenty of ice cubes. Pour in the Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold. Add in your favorite ginger beer or ale and the pineapple juice. Stir well. Garnish with a wedge of lime. Celebrate! Conley's Next Live Show:Some things belong in the oven. Some things don't. And for the love of all things holy, don't hide things in there! Right, Conley? Drink Recipe of The Week: The Captain's Silver SunriseIngredients: 1 shot Captain Morgan Silver spiced rum 1 1/2 shots Captain Morgan Parrot Bay coconut rum 1 splash orange juice 1 splash cranberry juice What to do: Pour ingredients over ice. Drink. 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AboutMike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live on the air Friday mornings on jenY 1073 in Cleveland. Archives
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